Big Pain in the Big Roommate Ass
The past 1 1/2 months of horrible stuff she did put me under so much stress that I almost had to go to the hospital. >>

4/27/2008
Pure Death and Vomit
Ross made it to the suite, went into the bathroom and passed out on the floor, face-first in a puddle of shit water. >>

4/20/2008
The F'ing Futon
I knew it was coming, since it was 1pm and she was drunk and cuddling with a guy. >>

4/13/2008
Low Blood Sugar & the Spanker
Looking back, confronting him would have been less agonizing than the wait for him to finish. >>

4/5/2008
Coming Out on Tape
"Hell no!" I respond trying to stop myself from puking. >>

3/30/2008
Vagina Dialogues
Biting peoples' faces is more difficult than you might expect >>

3/24/2008
Irish in Your Face
He bowed up to me and was like an inch from my face cursing at me in his native tongue. >>

3/16/2008
Off the Wagon and In the Bed
This part is pretty hazy, but I remember sitting on his bed, pulling on my Uggs (and nothing else) >>

3/8/2008
Words of Wisdom for Freshmen
A 9am class is sheer torture and anyone who says otherwise should be shot on sight. >>

3/3/2008
Kayak Talk Back
Somehow, all my friends had disappeared and I was left alone, a freezing cold, soaking wet, drunk girl in a kayak, with this cop. >>

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