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A Different Kind of Milk Mustache
Posted:02/24/2002
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Grade: B
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My roommate and I really don't get along. We're like night and day. Our musical tastes are different, we like different foods, and we even have different sleeping patterns.
The thing that annoys me most, however, is the fact that he drinks my milk. That in and of itself doesn't bother me, but when he buys milk, he buys skim (I drink whole) and he drinks from the carton of both mine and his. And I absolutely refuse to drink after him.
Recently a fraternity brother gave me the idea to whack it in MY milk and see what happens. So I blew a big load into the jug while he was asleep and stuck it back in the fridge. Now I can't help but chuckle when he "borrows" my milk to pour over his cereal because I know he's having a little bit of me with each bite.
The thing that annoys me most, however, is the fact that he drinks my milk. That in and of itself doesn't bother me, but when he buys milk, he buys skim (I drink whole) and he drinks from the carton of both mine and his. And I absolutely refuse to drink after him.
Recently a fraternity brother gave me the idea to whack it in MY milk and see what happens. So I blew a big load into the jug while he was asleep and stuck it back in the fridge. Now I can't help but chuckle when he "borrows" my milk to pour over his cereal because I know he's having a little bit of me with each bite.
- Georgia Institute of Technology
Editors Note:
Milk is the second most dangerous drink on campus.
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