She also let the urine flow while my friend innocently slept a mere two feet away.

I was seeing this girl for a couple of weeks. She was absolutely beautiful. Little did I know she was capable of such a "dirty" thing. My sister and best friend had come up for the weekend, and we had all gone to this party. Needless to say, this female I had been entertaining at the time was there. We had made plans to meet up a little later at my room so I thought, "Hey I'm butta ... my best friends there ... he's gonna think I am the man..." so I was feeling pretty good at the time.

At 2 a.m. and she showed up hammered. She climbed into my bed and we went to sleep. That is where I thought the night would end. Yet, as fate would have it ... that was just the beginning.

At some point during our sleep, Miss Amazing got up and walked to the side of my dorm room and decided to drop a deuce right in the corner of my room. Aaaahaa!! But that is not it, my friends ... she also let the urine flow while my friend innocently slept a mere two feet away. Then, as if nothing happened, she climbed back into bed. Mind you, I did not realize any of the midnight activities until the next morning.

We woke up and I noticed some brown "shit" on her arm and shirt. I asked her what the hell happened to her and she replied that she "must have fallen in some mud." She had to go to work first thing in the morning, so she took off. My sister, best friend and I were all sitting around and it started to smell awful. I noticed a big pile of the "mud" in the corner and decided to go investigate. So I stood over this pile of "mud" ... and then it hit me that she had deuced in my damn room.

So not only did my best friend make fun of me that I can't hook up with a chick who is potty trained, but my own blood, my sister, started in on me too.

Later my friend said that he had a dream that a faucet was running all night. Golden shower anyone?