"Hell Yeah, we heard about your Venti Bananashroom Cockacino"

I decided to rent a loft for summer session from a girl, Tonya I knew from freshman year after I ran into her at Starbucks. Little did I know I would be sharing the house with 5 stunning females.

Anyways, one day I was at Starbucks and the coffee got to me so I ran into the mens restroom and barely made it. As I relieved myself I felt a lot better until the door suddenly flew open and I saw this girl walk in. I freaked and quickly try to cover up just as she noticed me and said sorry as she turned and walked out.

Apparently, I was in such a hurry that I forgot to lock the door and now this poor girl had to smell the aftermath of my #2.

I was trying to figure out what I should do next, should I just walk out now or give it a few minutes? I aired out the bathroom the best I could and waited about 5 minutes and decided to walk out after washing up.

Just as I walked out, there was Tonya with a few of her coworkers staring right at me and giggling their asses off. Sheepishly, I said, "So you heard, I take it?"

She said, "Hell Yeah, we heard about your Venti Bananashroom Cockacino" I was like "what?", turning very red faced.

I was like terrified and excited at the same time and relieved that she wasn't gagging from the smell in the restroom.

Tonya then winked at me and said, "Hm, maybe you should give your new roommates a show some time?" I laughed it off but I wondered if she was being serious.

I said, "She saw everything?"

She said, "You know us girls, we notice eveything especially that!"

I said, "Damn, good thing I wasn't doing something else." and she just laughed.

Well, it wasn't long before her roommates had heard the story and it seemed they would always be walking around in skimpy attire or walking in on me in the bathroom if I didn't lock the door.

Let's just say it was a long hard summer.