My brother recently put a keg in it and it worked great. It's a beautiful thing.

It was close to Holloween. Me and my friends had a few drinks went up to Taco Bell to get some food and look up some haunted houses. On the way we had some Herbal Treatment which will explain stuff later. So I wasn't hungry my hands were sticky from someone spilling pop on the table.

So the set up of the Taco Bell was quite odd. It was a small T-Bell so the fountain drinks were to the right of the register. Next to that was the girls bathroom sign instead of next to the door where it should be. I was really drunk and stoned I seen someone enter the bathroom short fat little person, didn't seem that attractive so I thought must be a guy.

I ended up following her into the girls bathroom to wash my hands. I'm so drunk and stoned that when she came out of the stall and told me I was in the girls bathroom I didn't pay much attention being very drunk and stoned.

She said, "You're in the girls bathroom." I said "I know I'm only here to wash my hands." She said "No you're in the girls bathroom" I said again "I KNOW I'm only here to wash my hands".

Cause again I'm very drunk and stoned. Then she said very slowly "NO YOU'RE IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM". I go "oh my god."

I'm on coke and walk out to all my friends that this women kept telling me I'm in the girls bathroom and I kept telling her I know I'm only here to wash my hands we had a tremendous laugh.

We all walked out to the parking lot to loaf around and figure out what we're doing next. My friend looks into the Pizza Huts dumpster area and says "Hey, who wants a Pepsi Fridge." I said "I do, I don't care if it's old I'll wire brush it and paint it if it works."

So we call a sober friend with a van. Cause if we're doing anything illegal we need a sober driver, the van just happens to be a plus that works out. The van arrives, we wheel it out only to find out it's brand new. I figured since I am now sobering up after an hour of nothing going into my system. I assume that Pizza hut was closing when the distributor arrived.

The manager must have said put it in the dumpster area we're in a good neighborhood we'll put it in, in the morning. Didn't count on us hooligans. We almost drive away when someone sees a guy sitting in a truck writing something down. They say he's writing down our license plate, we throw it back in the dumpster.

We go to Rob's house talk to his dad he says drive normally and if the cops stop you ask them if you're doing anything wrong make them explain the laws to you. We go back leave a few of the chickens at home and pick up my brother more strength and not a chicken. We got the fridge and crushed my brother up against the back door in the process. We got it home safe and sound -- just a few bumps and scratches to it getting it in the house cause we let our anxiety get the best of us.

It later moved to my apartment we had 172 beers in it and still had room. My brother recently put a keg in it and it worked great. It's a beautiful thing.