So Cameron kissed me, and let me just say, worst kisser ever!

My dorm is sort of known as the Drunk Tank. I have a single, so whenever my friends are plastered after a party we all go back there and hang out.

So after one uneventful night we made it back to my room, ordered some pizza, and just hung out--at 4 in the morning there really isn't much else. My friend Cameron was acting really strange, he kept scooching closer to me as we sat on my bed. Now I know that doesn't sound weird, but we were in the beginning stages of a relationship just 2 months prior to this. Suffice it to say we only became friends after that because of all our mutual friends.

Anyway, he pulled out my vodka and started asking if I wanted to share with him, I said no but he was welcome to it. He did drink it, and soon everyone left, except Cameron. He asked if he could stay with me since his roommate was surely having sex, and I said it was no problem.

We crawled into my bed, me in the bed, and him atop the covers. I invited him in, since there was no reason for him to sleep like that. So we were just laying there when he had his brilliant idea. I'll do this dialogue style.

Cameron: So, what are you doing?
Me: Trying to sleep.
Cameron: Well, do you want to do something?
Me: What are you talking about? (I'm not exactly the most perceptive kid)
Cameron: Well, you know...
Me: OH! Don't you think it would be a bad idea considering all our friends, it would get weird.
Cameron: Only if we let it.
Me: I guess. But you are a virgin, are you sure you want your first time to be this way?
Cameron: Yeah, it'll be great.
Me: Uh, I guess

So Cameron kissed me, and let me just say, worst kisser ever! I can't even begin to describe it. He bites your teeth, he sticks his tongue in your mouth and just leaves it there, and then there is my personal favorite: the fish where he opens and closes mouth and that's it.

I think my favorite part of the night had to be when, mid-coitus, he actually said (referring to my kissing) that it wasn't working and we should stop! Cameron called me a bad kisser.

I was upset that our previous relationship hadn't escalated until that night.