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Banana Class
Posted:04/28/2005
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Grade: C
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I’ve come to the conclusion that organic chemistry professors are the most boring people in the world.
At the end of a semester I was in an hour and a half brain dead organic class. Every one was burned out and the professor was boring as usual. All of a sudden in the back of this huge auditorium, the doors burst open and this guy shouted out "eat more bananas for breakfast!"
He then started throwing bananas at the professor who was writing on the overhead projector. The professor just stood there like a stone statue while bananas went whizzing past his head. We lost it. All of us students, were, in some cases, literally rolling in the aisles. I think it was magnified by how utterly dull his lectures were, but regardless, we loved it. Yet, the professor just stood there.
The banana guy ran out ofa the class and the professor just went right back to his lecture.
The professor was later interviewed by the school newspaper. When asked about this episode in the LSU Daily Reveille "were you scared about being hit with a banana", the professor replied "No, bananas are the least lethal fruit projectile.”
Can you say dork?
At the end of a semester I was in an hour and a half brain dead organic class. Every one was burned out and the professor was boring as usual. All of a sudden in the back of this huge auditorium, the doors burst open and this guy shouted out "eat more bananas for breakfast!"
He then started throwing bananas at the professor who was writing on the overhead projector. The professor just stood there like a stone statue while bananas went whizzing past his head. We lost it. All of us students, were, in some cases, literally rolling in the aisles. I think it was magnified by how utterly dull his lectures were, but regardless, we loved it. Yet, the professor just stood there.
The banana guy ran out ofa the class and the professor just went right back to his lecture.
The professor was later interviewed by the school newspaper. When asked about this episode in the LSU Daily Reveille "were you scared about being hit with a banana", the professor replied "No, bananas are the least lethal fruit projectile.”
Can you say dork?
- Louisiana State University
Editors Note:
Ever see this prof out at the bars?
Comments
wicked awesome man if we do somthing like that over here in pakistan we would get expelled right away. this is how it wud happen: the teacher would scream "catch that basterd" and at least 4-5 guyz wud spring in action to catch the banana dude, hoping to get a good grade from the teacher in return for this. then that kid wud be slapped and punched by the professor, and finally expelled. u guyz are sooo lucky!
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