when we saw a bright flash and Kevin yelled, "See you on the net baby!"

I was down in Panama City, Florida, for my rowing team's annual Spring Training Camp. We were literally either rowing or eating in the hours between 6am and 8pm. We only got to leave camp during "sleeping hours." On our last night there, we left camp to go walk on the beach. We heard some music coming from the hotels, but there wasn't anyone out on the beach, or so we thought.

We had walked about a quarter mile when we came upon some jet-ski's parked on the sand. There was a jet-ski-hut in front of a large, well-lit hotel. I noticed someone crouched near one of the jet-skis in the shadows. As my friends and I got closer, we realized what we were looking at-it was a woman giving a guy a BJ in the shadow of a Ski-Doo!

Kevin said, "We need to teach them a lesson about their choice of location."

With that declaration, he took the flash from my camera and creeped up to the occupied couple. We all started to back up because we weren’t exactly sure what Kevin had planned. We were about 60 feet away when we saw a bright flash and Kevin yelled, "See you on the net baby!"

The guy getting serviced screamed, "Holy Shit!" We knew that was our signal to haul ass. It was hard to run so fast in the sand, at night, while laughing so hard your sides hurt. But, I’m pretty sure that neither the woman nor the man (especially not the man!) even attempted to catch us.