If you've ever read Playboy Magazine...

If you've ever read, Playboy Magazine's review of the top party schools, you know that at Florida State, you never have to look too hard to find a good time. Anyway, one night at a party, I was on the frat house's dance floor dancing with a couple of girls. I had left my beer by the table where I had been sitting. Well, I got kind of thirsty and decided to go take a swig. I noticed that it had been moved. I didn't think anything of it and picked it up and took a drink. I thought it tasted a little weird, but nevertheless, my thirst had been quenched and I was gonna head back to the girls.

That's when my friend Kevin came over laughing hysterically. He had met this girl and, after two hours of knowing each other, she gave him a blow job in the bathroom. They took my beer with them for one reason and one reason only. She didn't want it on her so she decided to finish him off and let him cum in my beer. Kevin said, that he "replaced it just for me!"

Of course, upon hearing what I had just drank, I immediately started puking.

Have you ever heard of anything so vile?