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Beer Pong and Detective Scrotes

Chants of "Ross's Sac, Ross's Sac" could be heard loud and clear.
During a "later night" session of a classic Beer Pong game, things got a little out of hand, or in this case, a little out of pants!

While trailing and trying to make up some ground our opponent, Ross reached deep down, both figuratively and literally, to try and distract us on our turn.

While I was in the middle of my throw, he quickly unzipped his pants and whipped out "Detective Scrotes" as the infamous Family Guy likes to refer to testicles, and began a hula-hoop move that will live in Beer Pong infamy.

For the rest of the match (and unfortunately for him) the rest of the evening, all up and down the block, chants of "Ross's Sac, Ross's Sac" could be heard loud and clear.

This has yet to happen again, but I pass it along to all those trailing in an ever important game of Beer Pong, or to those brave/stupid enough to try it - just don't pull a "There's something about Mary" move as you return your "distraction" to it's rightful place.

And yes, I missed the shot, but we did win the game! Boo-yah!

- University of Connecticut



Editors Note:
Have him take those balls to a mud slide

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