I don't know what it is with the women at UIUC

Junior year, my 3 roommates, Eddie from across the street, and I, adventurous as we were, decided to take in dinner (and salmonella) at the local Chili's. Eddie was driving us all back home and turned down the alley to his parking space behind his building.

As we pulled into the space and got out, I noticed movement in the lighted rooms on the other side of the alleyway. In the window on the right of the 1st floor apartment was a familiar face, that of a particularly good-looking girl from one of my classes. I made my buddies aware of her presence and they looked up...just as she opened her robe.

Ok, I don't know what's the matter with women at UIUC, but apparently they don't know how to operate those plastic horizontal "thingies" on the window, 'cause this is the 2nd time this has happened to us.

We could only see her body from the waist up, but none of us were complaining. Once again, Eddie started up with the "Holy Shits" as she went through the whole post-shower-girlie-ritual.

Picture this: 5 guys, standing in the middle of the alley, staring dumbly up at the window into a nekkid girl's apartment. Somehow, we managed not to catch anyone's attention.

Just as she was getting dressed to go out bar-hopping, the light came on in the window to the left of girl #1, and her roommate entered. It just so happened that I knew her roommate as well from a different class. Girl #2, who has much larger breasts (HOLY SHIT), took a shower after girl #1, disrobed and started her rub down.

Did I say that this peep show happened 3 times?

After we left, we had a lively discussion about how much we loved our parents for helping us attend UIUC, and how we wished we could stay longer! We talked about boobs, how they seem to pop up when you least expect them, what time the next showing might be tomorrow, and, OH LOOK, the girl across the way was at it again.