I needed to pee on our way home and found a nice cop car that needed marking.

So my new thing is bonging Captain and Coke, Rondiaz and Pepsi, and pretty much anything else with hard shit in it.

I think I have a problem, but that is besides the point. So I am getting really drunk, really fast. Bonging then beer, bong then beer...damn.

Anyways, one night of this routine, I needed to pee on our way home and found a nice cop car that needed marking. So my friends decided to let me and think it would be pretty funny. Well, being as it was dark out we really couldn't see anyone in the car, especially me, I couldn't really see period.

So I started to pee all over the driver side door and handle. The cop looked at me with the most evil eyes. I was fucked, my friends ran, I was alone. I decided I would just finish up and face the music. As I am zipping up the cop starts laughing, now I am like what the fuck? So I step back and wait for him to step out and start screaming at me.

The cop says, "Kid, you got a pair of solid steel nuts." Then he turns and goes to his trunk, grabs a bottle of cleaner and a rag and washes his door down, puts it back in the trunk. Then he nods his head at me and gets back in the car and drives away.