While they were going at it, he would occasionally hit the applause button

I had a friend who worked at a local bowling center near Campus, and due to the early closing time Ithaca endures, he would frequently open the place at 2am for after hours, bowling, and lots of other fun extracurricular activities.

Yes naked bowling and sex on lane 13 happened more than once, but the best was the bubble hockey machine. One of the party goers found himself with one lady who had consumed more than a few cocktails. After inserting a quarter in the bubble machine, he leaned her against the machine, and while they were going at it, he would occasionally hit the applause button on the side of the machine, letting everyone who was watching know that he was quite proud of his actions.

On a separate occasion, there were about 45 people in the lounge drinking all sorts of varying cocktails. It was about 4:30am, and in the lounge more than 4 bongs, all 3’+ were being displayed.

While my friend, who had the keys and was behind the bar, a uniformed police officer had let himself in the back door. He found my friend and being a Cornell Police officer he explained that he had been asked to show up on behalf of the Sheriff Department as someone had called 9-1-1 on the pay phone.

My friend showed him the phone, and then the door, locking it behind him, and sending the 40 people out the other way. Within 5 minutes there were over 4 Sheriff cars out front that could not get in as the door was locked. After 1 hour they had left and my friend closed up and went home relieved.

Now the bowling center in question here was demolished a few years ago, the hockey game and bongs were spared.