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Bum Bashing
Posted:11/24/2004
Views: 3,611
Grade: D
Comments 14
Toledo doesn’t have many bums, but the ones we do have SUCK!
This weekend started like every other weekend, drinking, smoking and generally having fun. Two of my buddies and I went down to Club Rain to meet up with a few hotties we knew from class. So as soon as we get downtown these two bums come up and start harassing us for money. My one friend Davis said, “Get the f**k out of here you poor schmuck.” Then the second bum got in Davis’s face and gave us some story about their “momma’” dying and they “was jus’ trying to get homes fo’ they momma’s funeral”
My other friend Phil said, “I don’t give a crap about you or your momma, you still aren’t getting shit you damn bum.” The two bums then said they wanted to fight us. I looked at my friends and they nodded. I told the bum that we’d fight them, and if they beat us we’d give them all the money we had on us. The bums were very excited and they came at us. Davis and Phil just started whaling on them. I unlocked my trunk and pulled out my full paintball gun. Davis threw his bum on the ground and I just started spraying him with paintballs. He started crying and ran off. Phil didn’t want to stop punching his bum so we just let him finish. When he was done, his bum ran to his bike and then I unloaded on him and made him crash. He left his bike and took off.
I had a brilliant idea next. I rolled his bike over to the parking lot where I was parked. I then backed up over the bike, went back about twenty feet, floored it and destroyed his bike. We all started laughing hysterically. The one bum then peeked around the corner and I yelled to him, “You know what? You were a biking bum, but your ass is a walking bum, now!” I then threw the remains of his bike toward the road.
I didn’t want to leave my car there since I knew the bums would probably do something to it, so I told Phil and Davis to go inside and I’d move my car and meet them inside. As I was looking for another spot I saw the other bum walking around and I did a drive-by on him. It was hilarious to see ol’ dude dive under a bench. I finally found a spot, parked, and went inside.
Our girls were there looking all hot and we started drinking and dancing. Later, as we were walking out of the bar, we see the bums walking around again. These dudes must have been on some serious drugs because they walked up to us and started begging us for money. Davis told the bums we were the ones that just kicked their asses like three hours ago. The “walking” bum then pulled out a claw hammer and started swinging it at us. I then planted a kick right to the his nuts and dropped him. I then asked the other bum if he wanted “some” and he just stepped aside. I grabbed the “walking” bum’s hammer and then the three of us and the girls all went back to our place for a little after party.
This weekend started like every other weekend, drinking, smoking and generally having fun. Two of my buddies and I went down to Club Rain to meet up with a few hotties we knew from class. So as soon as we get downtown these two bums come up and start harassing us for money. My one friend Davis said, “Get the f**k out of here you poor schmuck.” Then the second bum got in Davis’s face and gave us some story about their “momma’” dying and they “was jus’ trying to get homes fo’ they momma’s funeral”
My other friend Phil said, “I don’t give a crap about you or your momma, you still aren’t getting shit you damn bum.” The two bums then said they wanted to fight us. I looked at my friends and they nodded. I told the bum that we’d fight them, and if they beat us we’d give them all the money we had on us. The bums were very excited and they came at us. Davis and Phil just started whaling on them. I unlocked my trunk and pulled out my full paintball gun. Davis threw his bum on the ground and I just started spraying him with paintballs. He started crying and ran off. Phil didn’t want to stop punching his bum so we just let him finish. When he was done, his bum ran to his bike and then I unloaded on him and made him crash. He left his bike and took off.
I had a brilliant idea next. I rolled his bike over to the parking lot where I was parked. I then backed up over the bike, went back about twenty feet, floored it and destroyed his bike. We all started laughing hysterically. The one bum then peeked around the corner and I yelled to him, “You know what? You were a biking bum, but your ass is a walking bum, now!” I then threw the remains of his bike toward the road.
I didn’t want to leave my car there since I knew the bums would probably do something to it, so I told Phil and Davis to go inside and I’d move my car and meet them inside. As I was looking for another spot I saw the other bum walking around and I did a drive-by on him. It was hilarious to see ol’ dude dive under a bench. I finally found a spot, parked, and went inside.
Our girls were there looking all hot and we started drinking and dancing. Later, as we were walking out of the bar, we see the bums walking around again. These dudes must have been on some serious drugs because they walked up to us and started begging us for money. Davis told the bums we were the ones that just kicked their asses like three hours ago. The “walking” bum then pulled out a claw hammer and started swinging it at us. I then planted a kick right to the his nuts and dropped him. I then asked the other bum if he wanted “some” and he just stepped aside. I grabbed the “walking” bum’s hammer and then the three of us and the girls all went back to our place for a little after party.
- University of Toledo
Editors Note:
You guys aren't the only tough college kids to beat up bums.
Comments
To WishyWoo: Gangstalking you say?... These bums were doing just that. A group of bums were banding together for mutual protection and profit and were persistently trying to get money from us out of obsession and/or derangement! To wilkes556: The bums rushed US pal, and I didn't say just because they were jobless was the reason we "assulted" them. No it's homeless people pissing on sidewalks, harassing people for money, doing drugs, wanting handouts, drinking liquor and causing all sorts of crime that was the reason. What do you mean "people like you shouldn't be allowed to procreate"? My 17 month old sons love me and think I'm the best father in the world, and I may be. So don't be sad that Ihave kids because I'm just a good upstanding citizen that loves my community, and I was just trying to clean up some trash with a little vigilante justice. I see nothing wrong with that. You said, "I mean you challenged two HOMELESS people to a fight, for cash." They challenged US, I just sweetened the pot, if they would have beaten us. Also about the whole "And to top off an unfair fight, you don't even fight fair." I only got my paintball gun after I saw the fight was definitly over. I guarentee those bums thought twice the next time they decide to bother people for cash. They were the pathetic excuses for humans. FYI... I've never seen those two bums ever again. They were down at that club every Friday and Saturday night and since that incident, not a single bum.
That needed to get a job? You justify that as an assault on you and a need to attack them? It saddens me that you have kids. People like you shouldn't be allowed to procreate. I mean this is just sick and you post if up like it's your life accomplishment. I mean you challenged two HOMELESS people to a fight, for cash. You and for faggot friend INSTIGATED the whole thing. And to top off an unfair fight, you don't even fight fair. "I Reached for my paintball gun." What a big man you are. Your really a pathetic excuse for a human.
What about gangstalking, does anyone know anything about that? Is there state sponsored gangstalking and police sponsored gangstalking?
To Chibi- No it's homeless people pissing on sidewalks, harassing people with money, doing drugs, wanting handouts, dringing liquor and causing all sorts of crime that make the world a terrible place!
To Zion_1981: I do believe in God and have accepted him as my savior, and you know what, whenever I accidently hit a squirrel or small animal I ask God to take care of them because I have a good heart, but you see bums are like rats to me. They disgust me in everyway and I wish the world was rid of them!
To BTiger4Ever: We do nothing but smoke, boast, and get drunk so we don't remember who was fucking us last night? Nearly killing two men and demeaning them until they run away? Are you serious? These bums are a menace to society. I've never had a one night stand, I only drink on the weekends, and very rarly did drugs! They deserved everything they got that night!
To BandGeek:... Well you name says it all
To YeahhBitchh: What the fuck Did This Man ever do to us? He was a fucking bum that needed to get a job, clean up, and live a productive life. Also karma has been real rough to me.... I graduated and have a great job, own a house, have a beautiful wife, and twin 5 month old sons... Yeah real rough!
This story was absolutely disgusting. What the hell is wrong with you people? How on earth could you possibly be proud of doing that? Was walking away from the two men really *that* difficult? I can't believe you actually had the nerve to post this story when you should be sick with shame about your horrible actions. It's people like you who make the world a terrible place.
Bumbasher, Having given my life over to Jesus Christ a few years ago, I want for you to know. There are people less fortunate than us and we ought not ever mistreat those people. Christ taught love and compassion for people who were suffering. He loved us so much that he was willing to suffer and die so we could be free. Don't mistreat those people who are less fortunate. It's a heartwrenching thing to me when I hear about people being mistreated by others. Come on now. . . Even if u are not a believer, I know you are a better person than to carlessly and coldheartedly mistreat someone else in that manner.
Are you guys completely proud of yourselves yet? Or do you need to go beat up some kindergardeners to be all big and tough since the old men didn't do much in resisting? I'd really like to know what type of pleasure you were able to get out of this experience? Oh wait! Forgot that you're a bunch of college faggots who do nothing but smoke, boast, and get drunk so they don't remember who was fucking them last night. Such a sad life you live, no wonder you need to try and spice it up by nearly killing two men and demeaning them until they run away. And the use of the paintball gun? Oh yes, just proves even more that you can't handle two old men on your own. What, oh what, will the world ever do with assholes like you to make up the population? I wonder.. Go die, kthx
what is worng with you? that's not funny. geez, you're such a pig
Yeah. So you little fuckers are sick. Every god damn one of you. What the fuck Did This Man ever do to you? not a god damn thing. You have serious problem. Get Help. I've got 2 words "Karma Bitch" It's gonna come back to you. You are gonna fuck with the wrong Homeless person and he's gonna have a fucking Gun && SHOOT YOUR ASS. you deserve it. I wish I could do it.
Bumbasher,
My father is gone from this earth - He passed away nearly twenty years ago but I believe in some way all of us live on in the things we teach our children and other people.
I'd love a chance to share with you what my father taught me about preventing punks from ruining the world. Care for some tutoring?
You name the time and place and I'll look forward to meeting you. Please don't be anxious - I just want to pass along the benefit of my Dad's wisdom.
Whoever the author of this story is has serious problems. You are actually proud of what you did?! What an embarrassement you are.
If you were trying to say the word bum was "pejorative" then yes I know that, that means derogatory. Although I don't know what the word "peRjorative" means. I knew that your dad would be no match for us, but it was all his idea to fight. So tell your father that I'm sorry but he and his drugged out friend need to stop harassing people and to get jobs. Also I really don't know how my mother is making a lot of noise since she's been dead since 1996. So in closing if you like to screw dead people, then that’s your business, but leave your filth off this prestigious site. Oh and about meeting you… I’m sorry I’m straight.
It takes a lot of balls to beat up old, drunk bums. I mean, to drive-by paintball them requires some real courage. Smoking usually makes me chill out, but it looks like it makes you a real douchebag. Stay in Ohio, hick, and commit your senseless macho violence. We don't want your kind anywhere else.
Gee! I am so impressed to learn about how you and your accomplices taught those nast old street people a lesson. You see I don't like to use the word "bums" because that is so perjorative. Do you even know what that means? By the way, do you think a tired little old man of 59 would be any trouble to you? You might not even need your trusty "full paintball gun." Just let me know, but you will have to speak up. You see your mother has been making a lot of noise lately - she keeps moaning out loud whenevr I screw her. Just let me know - I'll meet you wherever you want...