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Burritos and the Screamer
Posted:12/20/2003
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It was the begining of my junior year at Kent State. After living a year and a half at a underclassman dorm, I decided to move into an upper classman dorm. My old roomate Glen and two other guys whom I have never met before. We all quickly became friends and got along well for the most part.
One night durring the beginning of the fall semester some people, who lived on the floor below me and whom I was becoming aquainted with, asked me to go out with them.
It was penny draft night at one of the local bars in downtown Kent.(The 1st beer is $3.00 but the 2nd is a penny.) A marvalous concept to get college kids to pay $3.01 for two drafts of piss water. Anyway I accepted the offer and proceeded to endulge in a night of cheep beer drinking.
I was quickly being introduced to everyone in this new group of friends. One of the female friends in the group kept giving me that come hither look the whole night. She introduced herself to me finally around 12:00 a.m. Her name was Ginny and she did have a killer body.
Around 2:30 a.m. the bar was closing and we all decided to call it a night. Ginny was one of the group who had a car and she offerd me a lift to my dorm. I accepted but before dropping me off I made her drive to Taco Bell because cheep beer makes me hungry for cheep food. After getting my burritos she took me to my dorm.
When we got to the building she asked if she could come up and see my room. At first I thought what the hell for! All I am gonna do is eat my food and go to bed. Then I thought maybe a night of who knows what would impress my roomates. We both went up to my dorm room. As I unlocked the door I was surprised to see all three of my roomates still up watching some movie on T.V.
I quickly introduced my new friend and went into my bedroom with her and shut the door.(Upper classman dorms have seperate bedrooms.)
Once we got in the room she asked me in a sexy voice, "What do you wanna do now?" The question should have been, "What don't I want to do now?"
I set my burritos on the floor and came toward her. As I began to glide my hands over her goodies a thought came to my mind. "I hardly know this girl and now I am going to knock boots with her?" Most guys could give a rats behind, including me, but the thought would not leave me.
I backed away from her and apologized for not continuing. Storming out of my room and embarrassing me in front of my roomates is what I was expecting. Ginny just smiled and said you really are one of the good ones. I smiled back and thanked her.
However there was still the matter of my roomates waiting to hear the slightest noise come out of the bedroom. As I whispered to her about the embarrassment I was going to face she decided to do me a favor.
We both jumped on top of the bed repeatedly and shouted out sexual lingo. Trying to hold our laughter and jumping up and down for 10 -15 min is hard to do. She capped it off with a loud "OH GOD!!!" Then we quitely caught our breath and ate the burritos.
Then I opened the door and led her out to walk her to her car and my roomates with their mouths opened sat quitely and said nothing. I walked her to her car and thanked her for sparing me embarrassment.
Ginny hugged me, got into her car and drove home. For the rest of that year I was a legend of the upperclassman dorm. If they only knew that the legend eats bean burritos.
One night durring the beginning of the fall semester some people, who lived on the floor below me and whom I was becoming aquainted with, asked me to go out with them.
It was penny draft night at one of the local bars in downtown Kent.(The 1st beer is $3.00 but the 2nd is a penny.) A marvalous concept to get college kids to pay $3.01 for two drafts of piss water. Anyway I accepted the offer and proceeded to endulge in a night of cheep beer drinking.
I was quickly being introduced to everyone in this new group of friends. One of the female friends in the group kept giving me that come hither look the whole night. She introduced herself to me finally around 12:00 a.m. Her name was Ginny and she did have a killer body.
Around 2:30 a.m. the bar was closing and we all decided to call it a night. Ginny was one of the group who had a car and she offerd me a lift to my dorm. I accepted but before dropping me off I made her drive to Taco Bell because cheep beer makes me hungry for cheep food. After getting my burritos she took me to my dorm.
When we got to the building she asked if she could come up and see my room. At first I thought what the hell for! All I am gonna do is eat my food and go to bed. Then I thought maybe a night of who knows what would impress my roomates. We both went up to my dorm room. As I unlocked the door I was surprised to see all three of my roomates still up watching some movie on T.V.
I quickly introduced my new friend and went into my bedroom with her and shut the door.(Upper classman dorms have seperate bedrooms.)
Once we got in the room she asked me in a sexy voice, "What do you wanna do now?" The question should have been, "What don't I want to do now?"
I set my burritos on the floor and came toward her. As I began to glide my hands over her goodies a thought came to my mind. "I hardly know this girl and now I am going to knock boots with her?" Most guys could give a rats behind, including me, but the thought would not leave me.
I backed away from her and apologized for not continuing. Storming out of my room and embarrassing me in front of my roomates is what I was expecting. Ginny just smiled and said you really are one of the good ones. I smiled back and thanked her.
However there was still the matter of my roomates waiting to hear the slightest noise come out of the bedroom. As I whispered to her about the embarrassment I was going to face she decided to do me a favor.
We both jumped on top of the bed repeatedly and shouted out sexual lingo. Trying to hold our laughter and jumping up and down for 10 -15 min is hard to do. She capped it off with a loud "OH GOD!!!" Then we quitely caught our breath and ate the burritos.
Then I opened the door and led her out to walk her to her car and my roomates with their mouths opened sat quitely and said nothing. I walked her to her car and thanked her for sparing me embarrassment.
Ginny hugged me, got into her car and drove home. For the rest of that year I was a legend of the upperclassman dorm. If they only knew that the legend eats bean burritos.
- Kent State University
Editors Note:
Maybe you'll be known as the jackhammer.
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