I now have a true appreciation for theatre

It was my freshman year at Ashland Community College. That Friday night my friends and I decided to get wasted. ACC is not a big college, so there are no dorms or anything. My roommate and I had rented an apartment just a couple blocks away. We picked up our elder neighbor and drove him to the liquor store to purchase our goods for the evening, as we were both still underage at the time.

On the way back passing the college, there was two females standing on the side of the road and they waved us down. The blonde was strikingly beautiful. Their car had a flat tire. I told them to stay put and I would be back with a spare, much to the dismay of my roommate. I told him to chill, that he didn’t have to come back with me. I dropped him off, got the spare and went back to fix it. As it turns out, both girls were part of the theatre division that had just put on a presentation of "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang."

They were on their way to a theatre after-party, but they weren’t sure how to get to there. Jokingly I told them to come back to our apartment, and they did! A couple hours later, everyone was pretty much wasted. Me and the blonde got into a conversation about theatre. As it turned out, she had a lead role in the Chitty performance as “Truly Scrumptious.” I told her she must be talented. I was very surprised when she then grabbed my crotch and said "Oh, I am very, very talented."

We talked a bit more about theatre, and I told her I wasn’t really a big fan. She then bet me that she could make me a fan. She went outside to her car and came back with a huge duffle bag. She disappeared into my room, then about ten minutes later, she called me to come in. She was standing holding this sexy pose, in an old fashioned dress with bright red dots on both of her cheeks. She hit play on my stereo and a jingle began. Before my very eyes, she performed the "Doll on a Music Box" scene from the show.

Afterwards, I clapped and told her how good I thought her performance was. She then said she wasn’t finished yet. She reached behind the dress and undid a button. Her dress fell right off to reveal her totally naked body! It was indeed Chitty Chitty BANG BANG the rest of the night. I can also proudly say that I am still with this girl, engaged to be married. I have a whole new appreciation for theatre.