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Cotton Eye Nude
Posted:02/02/2006
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After reading a few stories on this site I realized that I experienced a pretty unique phenomenon during my freshman year of college.
To fully understand how amazingly lucky I was you have to understand the Twin Cities campus. There are 5 freshman dorms. Four of the dorms are on the east side of the Mississippi and the other dorm, which is the performing arts and honors dorm, is on the west side of the river. Somehow I was placed in the only dorm on the west side even though I am not a performing arts major or in any honors programs.
This seriously hampered my partying, and the amount of people who were into the same things as me in this dorm was minimal.
Well I eventually met Kyle, DJ, and James, and we all became really close. It just happened that we were on the same floor, and we quickly became known as the party floor in the dorm. We designated Monday nights as the night were no matter what we had the next day we were gonna party. This was a strategic move to avoid security.
After a few successful Mondays a girl from a different floor decided to join us. We will call her Karen. Now this was an honors girl who had never drank in highschool, and decided she would bless us with the gift of being the people she drank with for the first time.
Now everyone knows that being with a first timer sucks no matter what its there first time at, but she was one of the only good looking girls in the dorm so we let it slide.
After a few drinks this girl was seeming pretty drunk. She started getting a little wild, but none of us saw what was coming next.
She went over to the computer and downloaded the song "cotton eye Joe" (terrible Fuckin song) and started dancing. The dancing slowly became more and more provocative, and eventually escalated to lap dances.
After a couple minutes the song ended, and us four guys were pretty excited by what had just happened. Kyle suggested that she put the song on again and so she did and started dancing. At some point a shirt came off, then pants, and by this time I could see this was going to be a lot better than any of our other monday night escapades. Before I knew it she was topless. I was in heaven. Our own personal stripped in the dorm room. This girl was shameless. I thought it would stop there, but then there went the thong. Now this girl is no 5 or 6 she is at least an 8 or 9. She is about 5'9" or so with a tight little swimmers build. I could tell that instead of drinking in high school she had been working out, and it had payed off.
So the song ended but she still just hung out around the room naked for the rest of the night. No one ever mentioned anything to her about it over the next week, and the following monday she was back with the same routine.
This kept up until the end of the semester. Every monday night we would drink in James's room and drink while we watched a beautiful girl dance naked for us.
To this day every time I hear the song "Cotton Eye Joe" or "Accidentally in Love" by the Counting Crows I go back to freshman year and our own private stripper. Thanks Karen, I'll never forget you!
To fully understand how amazingly lucky I was you have to understand the Twin Cities campus. There are 5 freshman dorms. Four of the dorms are on the east side of the Mississippi and the other dorm, which is the performing arts and honors dorm, is on the west side of the river. Somehow I was placed in the only dorm on the west side even though I am not a performing arts major or in any honors programs.
This seriously hampered my partying, and the amount of people who were into the same things as me in this dorm was minimal.
Well I eventually met Kyle, DJ, and James, and we all became really close. It just happened that we were on the same floor, and we quickly became known as the party floor in the dorm. We designated Monday nights as the night were no matter what we had the next day we were gonna party. This was a strategic move to avoid security.
After a few successful Mondays a girl from a different floor decided to join us. We will call her Karen. Now this was an honors girl who had never drank in highschool, and decided she would bless us with the gift of being the people she drank with for the first time.
Now everyone knows that being with a first timer sucks no matter what its there first time at, but she was one of the only good looking girls in the dorm so we let it slide.
After a few drinks this girl was seeming pretty drunk. She started getting a little wild, but none of us saw what was coming next.
She went over to the computer and downloaded the song "cotton eye Joe" (terrible Fuckin song) and started dancing. The dancing slowly became more and more provocative, and eventually escalated to lap dances.
After a couple minutes the song ended, and us four guys were pretty excited by what had just happened. Kyle suggested that she put the song on again and so she did and started dancing. At some point a shirt came off, then pants, and by this time I could see this was going to be a lot better than any of our other monday night escapades. Before I knew it she was topless. I was in heaven. Our own personal stripped in the dorm room. This girl was shameless. I thought it would stop there, but then there went the thong. Now this girl is no 5 or 6 she is at least an 8 or 9. She is about 5'9" or so with a tight little swimmers build. I could tell that instead of drinking in high school she had been working out, and it had payed off.
So the song ended but she still just hung out around the room naked for the rest of the night. No one ever mentioned anything to her about it over the next week, and the following monday she was back with the same routine.
This kept up until the end of the semester. Every monday night we would drink in James's room and drink while we watched a beautiful girl dance naked for us.
To this day every time I hear the song "Cotton Eye Joe" or "Accidentally in Love" by the Counting Crows I go back to freshman year and our own private stripper. Thanks Karen, I'll never forget you!
- University of Minnesota--Twin Cities
Editors Note:
But could you get her to do it stone cold sober?
Comments
Did any of you ever bang her???