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Crystal Palace Vodka Nightmare
Posted:04/19/2009
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Second semester of freshmen year I decided to drink half a handle of Crystal Palace vodka. The night started off pretty well as I sat in my friends room and started pregaming. I'm a decent drinker and am usually good about my limit but on this night I just didnt care. After about an hour and a half we reaized that the two of us had blown through an entire handle.
Upon completion we made the decision to walk across campus to play beer pong in another friends room. This was at 9:30. I blacked out at this point and the rest of the story is what ive been told happened.
When I got to the room I apparently found out it was a friends birthday and gave him $20. Being as wasted as I was I went up to him a few minutes later and gave him another $20. I went on to do this one more time and was now out $60.
At this point my friends saw how drunk I was and two of them walked me outside. I must have had the urge to piss so I did, except I was facing away from the wall and toward a group of people on the quad. One girl that saw yelled out that, "Its too small we cant even see it".
At around 11 my friends left for the bar and let me go back to my room. I was still blackout drunk at this time. I must have wandered into the bathroom in my hall. Once there, I began to puke all over myself and the stall I was in.
To make it worse I passed out and hit my head on the way down. I woke up and found myself face to face with my RA. I was taken to the hospital where, 4 and a half hours I still blew a .058. I called a friend from the hospital to come get me becasue while I was passed out. Plus I was robbed of the $90 left in my wallet and had no money left for a cab. Since my clothes were ruined i left the hospital wearing just the shirt and polka dot pajama pants I was given in the hospital. To make things worse I received resident hall probation until the end of my sophomore year.
To this day I dont drink Crystal palace vodka.
Upon completion we made the decision to walk across campus to play beer pong in another friends room. This was at 9:30. I blacked out at this point and the rest of the story is what ive been told happened.
When I got to the room I apparently found out it was a friends birthday and gave him $20. Being as wasted as I was I went up to him a few minutes later and gave him another $20. I went on to do this one more time and was now out $60.
At this point my friends saw how drunk I was and two of them walked me outside. I must have had the urge to piss so I did, except I was facing away from the wall and toward a group of people on the quad. One girl that saw yelled out that, "Its too small we cant even see it".
At around 11 my friends left for the bar and let me go back to my room. I was still blackout drunk at this time. I must have wandered into the bathroom in my hall. Once there, I began to puke all over myself and the stall I was in.
To make it worse I passed out and hit my head on the way down. I woke up and found myself face to face with my RA. I was taken to the hospital where, 4 and a half hours I still blew a .058. I called a friend from the hospital to come get me becasue while I was passed out. Plus I was robbed of the $90 left in my wallet and had no money left for a cab. Since my clothes were ruined i left the hospital wearing just the shirt and polka dot pajama pants I was given in the hospital. To make things worse I received resident hall probation until the end of my sophomore year.
To this day I dont drink Crystal palace vodka.
- SUNY--Albany
Editors Note:
Don't get us started on that cheap vodka trouble.
Comments
We all have one booze that we have sworn off because of something like that. Those stories are always funny.
That is fucken hilarious!