We called her "The Amazon" for very good reason

This is a short and sweet story. Actually it is more of an account of a sexual urban legend that has come to be a favorite around the house. It involves the character Vickers from Delt Senior Stories. As a freshman on campus, I heard this story which took place before I was even in school.

At Vickers's senior story time in the house, he confirmed that this “the cheeseburger story,” to be true. Basically the story goes as such. There is a girl that had earned herself the nickname "The Amazon." She was tall (about 6'0), and played volleyball at Lawrence. Aside from her stature she was known to be crazy in the sack. Tall and wild, thus The Amazon.

So, one random night some guys come back to the house and smell food. They go downstairs to find the kitchen a mess and the ingredients for a cheeseburger all over the place: ketchup, mustard, cheese, frozen patties, buns, etc. Just as they were ready to dismiss it as a drunken brother not cleaning up after themselves, they hear a commotion.

As they go upstairs to examine the noises, they locate the source; it’s coming from Vickers’ room. They quietly open the door and there they see the scene that has become legendary. The Amazon is on all fours with Vickers going to town behind her. The Amazon is facing away so she can’t see the two guys peeking through the door, but Vickers sure does.

How can they be sure Vickers knew they were there? Well, right then he raises his left hand and shows the double cheeseburger he is eating while fucking the shit out of this slut. As Vickers takes a bite, grease drops right above her ass. This gives Vickers an idea. To show off for the guys, he squirts ketchup all over her ass/back and proceeds to dip the burger in the ketchup and eat it. This sends the guys into a panic attack, of hysterical laughter. Then the Amazon whips her head around to see the audience. She slaps Vickers across the face and storms out as soon as she can get her clothes back on. All the while Vickers is trying to dip the burger on her back before she puts her shirt back on...