Normally these diseases are associated with unprotected sex

This is a story about the loss of innocence…and the gain of diseases!

We have a friend named Manny, and all through out high school he was known as the dirty kid. I think he actually enjoyed the title for most of it, because he lived up to it fairly well.

Once we all graduated he went off to the U of Minnesota Morris to major in god knows what. Any way he was quite the stupid drunk. Come to think of it, he was pretty stupid sober.

Manny was a wrestler, and with such a homoerotic sport comes certain diseases. Normally these diseases are associated with unprotected sex. I guess you could think of wrestling as just that!

He acquired herpes on his back and a few other places. Which is gross enough, but that’s not all. When he was at some party on campus a few weeks later he met up with the least attractive girl he could find, which was good for him I suppose. They wandered off into the woods and he found a nice patch of poison ivy to lose his virginity on.

Love is beautiful.

It was especially beautiful when he found out that not only did he have athletes foot, herpes, and poison ivy in all the wrong places, he also had Chlamydia too.

Good for you Manny, you are the champion! This man takes being dirty to a whole new level.

After this happened he showed up at a party in town when the whole gang was together, it was requested that he not touch anyone, use only disposable cups, and not sit on any of the couches.

I haven’t seen him since that night.