More girls were coming into the bathroom and I realized I was in a sorority!

So I went up to visit my cousin up at Urbana Champagne, and the first night I get there, we it up Kai Si frat house.

We got there around 9pm and started drinking, playing powerhour and doing a couple beer bongs. So anwyays around midnight, I was going to the bathroom to piss out all of my booze when I see this hot ass girl in a white mini skirt and green Abercrombie T.

As I leave the stall, I get next to her and begin to talk and she looks at me in complete disgust and all of a sudden she just fucking pukes all over me.

Now, I was in complete disgust, and I begin to puke myself. Should've puked on her, but didn't.

Anyways, she begins to cry, I'm fucking pissed because my night is ruined I'm like 3 miles from my cousin's dorm and I smell like a horses ass. So the chick starts to ball like no tomorrow and begins to tell me that she can get me some new clothes.

She takes me outside and we walk about a block to her apartment, where she begins to tell me that her bf had left some clothes here before he left back to Chicago. Anyways, she drunkenly asks me if I'd like to take a shower, and me like a smart ass, tells her, "Only if you join me."

She looks at me in disgust, but then she proceeded to rub my cock.

She jumps in the shower first and the we began to fuck like two horny jack rabbits in the shower. After about 45 minutes of going at it, she tells me we should get back to the party. So we got out of the shower, and I'm like I need clothes.

So she goes to her room and brings me some of her boyfriends clothes, which by the way, looked like they belong to a Abercrombie and Fitch manikin. So I put on these ripped jeans and blue t shirt, which by the way says Tommy on it.

As we get back to the party, my cousin was looking all over for me because the Omega Deltas had a bad ass party going on. So I ask my new lady friend, which by the way at this point, I still don't know her name, if she wants to come with.

She accepts and were haded off to Omega Delta. When we arrived, we began to party until around 3:45am. Around this time, I couldn't find her so I went upstairs and there she was standing in the middle of the door talking to some blonde dude.

I'm pissed because I was hoping to get some more ass, so i proceed to go over to her and ask if she wants to leave back to her place. The guy looks at me in disgust.

She begins to cry, I'm like wtf is going on? So this guy asks me, "Are you wearing my shirt?" I'm like what? So he pushes he out of the way and I began to run around the frat house like a bat out of hell. I ran around the foozeball table and luckily he slipped on some beer, which I proceeded to run out the frat house.


As I'm running in fucking -3 degree temperature with no jacket, I hear him yelling, "I'm going to kill you, you prick bastard." I'm still thinking wtf and then it hit me.

I put the pieces of the puzzle together and came to the conclusion that he was Tommy, the bf. He knew I was fucking her because I asked her right in front of him if she wanted to go back to her apartment and I was wearng his shirt and pants.

Anyways, I'm fucking running in -3 degree temp and no jacket on and I'm running through a neighborhood where I know nothing about. I begin cutting through a field and onto a basketball court where I slipped on some ice and cracked my head on the ground. I get up and hear Tommy yelling, "I got you bitch."

I got up as quick as I could and ran some more. I ran cutting through yards and running through fields. I then turned a corner and I saw a bunch of houses so I proceeded to just run into the 3rd one I saw. I ran all the way upstairs and all there were was bathrooms, so I hid in the shower stall for about 25 minutes when all of a sudden two girls get into the stall across from me.

I to my amazement realized that more girls were coming into the bathroom and I realized I was in a sorority! As I'm peeping through the curtain, I see these two girls making out and one begins to finger the other and just as I'm about to get a boner, this one porky gets in the stall I'm in she screams the two lezbos scream and I once again bolted.

To my luck, as I was running to go downstairs, I tripped and fell down the stairs cracking my head once again! I got up and got the fuck out of there. I went down the block, and went into a frat and pretended like i was a guest. I'm thinking to myself I wanna get the fuck out of here it's almost 5 am. So I ask one of the dudes where the jackets were and he points to the closet, I snagged someones Illini sweater and Illini Leather Jacket and quickly got the fuck out of there. About a block later I begin to worry because have no wallet and no cell so I can't call.


When I checked the jacket, the idiot whose jacket belonged to left his wallet with $77 dollars and a nice black razr phone. I quickly called a cab and went back to his dorm. When I got to the room, my cousin was already there laughing with his two other friends at my expense.


Hey, at least I got to fuck some bitch, ruin her relationship, $77 dollars and a razr, and all I had to due was get mild concussion and hypothermia.

Thanks Urbana Champagne!