The duck pond at UNM is a great place to scope out chicks: short shorts, backless tank tops...

It all started one hot and dry day in the Albuquerque-an desert on campus... You know, the kinda weather that brings out the shortest shorts and tiniest, backless shirts? Yup. A day like that is a great day to go check out the duck pond.

The duck pond is a central spot for scoping out chicks. Anyway, armed with my Big Mac from the campus McDonald's, my friend and I decided to go to the duck pond. As usual, there were tons of people -- including many girls just laying out on the grass by the fountain. We decided we would meander along until we found a group of girls that were at least sitting up having a chatty time … in hopes of weaseling our way into their group. We soon settled down by a group of three hot girls just chillin by the pond. So we start consuming our fatty goods (I think my buddy had a fish sandwich and apple pie – don’t ask). Soon, the ducks start coming up to us begging for food. Sweeeet, my perfect chance...

I started feeding heart attack worthy french fries to these ducks and sure enough, they went for it. I kept throwing them closer and closer to the group of girls. So they start freaking out but I tell them it's alright cuz the ducks really likes them. So I said, "Hey, let's see how far they'll go for fries." I got up and kept throwing the fries farther and farther from the duck pond with each throw. Then I suggested that if one of them lived in a nearby dorm we should try to lure one of the ducks there. One of the girls threw a fuss, but the others started laughing and decided they should try to lure it to their hated roommate's dorm room. They lived in one of the swanky apartment style dorms.

The duck didn't wander too far from the pond, but that was of little concern, because I was already chatting them up when one of the girls invited us back to her place. My friend had to go to class or something lame, so he left. I get to her place and we start drinking in the living room and then start dancing cuz one of them was talking about going out salsa dancing that weekend. Then I start getting a little closer to the girl and by this time, she was getting a little sweaty and looking soooo hot. You know, the look after a girl gets out of the gym.

Her blonde locks were getting kinda droopy from the dancing around and I grab her close to me and start rubbing her back whilst drinking and dancing. I don't really know if it counted as dancing but she went for it anyway. So I plant a kiss on her neck and she responds by squeezing her nails into my back. I plant another one closer to the back of her neck and she moans and bites me on the neck. Now, things are getting pretty rough and she leads me into her bedroom.

We start making out and I kiss her on her hip bones and she immediately starts stripping. I followed suit and in no time we were doing the dirty on her teeny tiny bed. We both explode together and she drops to my chest. It was the greatest lay I ever had. Then we just lay there and I think that's when it hit that she forgot she had a boyfriend. She says, "I sure hope my boyfriend never finds out about this." I guess she wasn’t too concerned as she started giggling about it and so I giggle too and soon we fell asleep.

I woke up, slipped on my clothes and left my number on a slip telling her to call me if she ever wants to feed the ducks again. Man, was she hot!