An Obstacle course for the ages

One day, me and my pals Bobby, Sean, and Fat Chuck all were bored as hell. We had run out of booze and money – in other words, we were screwed. I got the idea of an obstacle course around town. Everyone thought that it was an awesome idea, so we decided to make some flyers and advertise it.

I was the designer of the course, Bobby was in charge of making the flyers, and Fat Chuck and Sean were the participants. I made the entire course so that it started at our dorms, went through the park, into and out of the local Wal-Mart, and ended up in the frat house for an amazing finish.

Oh yeah, and they had to run it naked.

Well, it started out ok. They both made it out of the dorms, but then ran into the biggest problem. While making the course, I thought that it would be cool to make the guys jump though the tire swings. I was kinda right too. Me and Bobby were waiting at the Wal-Mart when Sean came running up laughing. I asked him why he was laughing, but all he said was to follow him.

What we found was the funniest thing in the world. Fat Chuck had gotten stuck in the tire swings and was hanging over the ground, naked. Begging us to get him down, we just laughed at him. After a while, we decided to go back to the dorms, leaving poor Fat Chuck there all night. Then, around 6 in the morning, we got a knock on the door.

It was Chuck.

Some early morning jogger had found Chuck hanging, asleep and had called the cops. He got a huge fine, but we all helped him pay it.

What are friends for?