Anyone in a fraternity knows that pranks don't go unavenged

The men of Delta Upsilon fraternity threw a spring party every year called Coast Guard. Like many fraternities on campus, The DU's had their rival: Sigma Phi Epsilon. The Sig Eps were directly across the street from the DU's, and it wasn't uncommon to have donnybrooks on any given weekend when blood alcohol contents reached a fever pitch.

Both fraternities looked for ways of screwing with the other, and in the spring of 1992, the Sig Eps pulled out a classic "dick over" as we used to call them. The DU's built a knee-deep pond which covered most of their front yard. They would build decks, water volleyball courts, and tiki bars for the weeklong Coast Guard party.

Some Sig Ep worked at a chemical company, and got a hold of a chemical powder that turned water into a gel-like substance. Late one night a bunch of Sig Eps gang rushed the yard, throwing the substance into the pool. The powder quickly solidified, and turned the entire pool of water into a pool of gel - pretty much the consistency of hair gel. The next day, the walls of the pool had to be knocked down, to release the gel into the streets of Norman. The prank was done on a Friday -with the big party coming on Saturday – leaving no time to re-fill the huge pool. The DU's were left with a huge empty pool in their front yard that looked like shit on date night. What a great punk!

However, if you've ever been in a fraternity, you know that dick overs do not go unnoticed, nor do they go unanswered. Fast forward to the fall of 1992 Rush. An entire summer has gone by without retaliation. The DU's purchased 8 dozen donuts from Dunkin Donuts. They then proceeded to purchase several helium balloons, crepe paper, ribbon, and magic markers. They created a care package that wished the Sig Ep's "Good Luck on 2 Party Day - Love, The AGD's" (Note: ADG is Alpha Gamma Delta Sorority). “2 Party Day” referred to a rush party day where rushees went to two different fraternities on the same day and then made their choice of which fraternity they wished to pledge.

The Sig Eps awoke to find this present inside their house, and proceeded to mow down those donuts with fervor. The Sig Eps were so nice to give the DU's confirmation of their consumption of said donuts by spilling onto their front lawn and eating them outside. One member with two donuts even teased another that didn't get any - "ha ha!"

Fast forward another week; rush is over and school is back in session. Flyers are posted all over campus - in all fraternity and sorority houses, Dale Hall, the dorms, The Student Union, sidewalks, everywhere. What did the flyers have on them? I think you already know. The original copy - which I still have, and will gladly share with anyone who wants to see it - has seven pictures of DU's placing those tasty Dunkin Donuts on their cocks, in their asses, and under their nuts. Some guy was able to fit two donuts around his cock - back to back! The caption reads: "Hey Sig Ep Asswipes - Remember the donuts you ate during rush, from the "AGD's"? How did our dicks taste?

Revenge - a dish best served cold. . . and with donuts.