To get special priveleges, we swiped a couple of lettered sweatshirts and pretended we were visiting from UND

The night started out with pre-gaming it in my friend’s dorm, as it always does. It was me, two of my friends and their girlfriends. We all got pretty drunk before we got a call from a guy from the ninth floor. “Dude the Sig’s are having a party and I am on the list we must go.”

So we did. It was about 11:30 when we showed up to the Sig’s enormous house, the bouncers outside were yelling and screaming for everyone to get in a single file line if they wanted to get in and you needed to be on the list or with someone who is, in order to get in—no problem for us.

For some reason the frats on campus can’t have kegs, and due to some retarded policy, they had to check our ID’s and put a little X on our hands if we weren’t 21. Granted, the security person put the X on with a magic marker so as easy as it went on…it came off. So in order to get these beers we needed to have these white pieces of papers that we can only get from the frat brothers.

This is where the story really starts. One of my friends and I went all the way upstairs to where the bathrooms and the bedrooms are located. We went in a bedroom where we find a couple of sweat shirts with the Sig symbols on them. Score! So, we put them on and have ourselves a fun time. We go all the way downstairs, found some real frat brothers and told them that we are part of the UND chapter. They believed us and gave us tons of little pieces of papers, so it was free and basically unlimited beer for us. After we shotgun some beers, we decide to go back upstairs to the middle floor where there is a big room for dancing and another big room for coalescing. At this point, I didn’t have a lady to dance with and not knowing a lot of people there we decided to stand on the bottom of the stairs.

After awhile, the stairs started getting congested with many people needing to go to the bathroom, and they were waiting in line, which extended to the bottom of the stairs. So, being the respected frat brothers of the UND chapter, we decided to do something since no one else was. We decided to regulate the bathrooms. I was on the bottom of the stairs and my buddy went to the top with a chair. We made up bogus names for each other, he was Burkey and I had just met a girl named TC so I decided to use that name. I’d stand on the bottom of the stairs, and I would let all the ladies go first of course, since I’m such a gentleman, and I would cause hell with all the guys. Some of them I’d make count to 20 for me before they could proceed upstairs, and others I’d make them hand over their booze. A few people caught on since I decided to tell everyone as I let them by to tell Burkey that TC sent them. A few girls got very pissed cause they knew we were fu**ing with everyone and a few of the real brothers got mad cause I made them count to 20 as well, not knowing they were a brother. After awhile, I decided to go find TC and dance with her.

All in all I met many ladies one that I hooked up with, pissed off many more males, almost got kicked out of the frat, got 3 flasks, many, many beers, a few liters of liquor, and two sweatshirts out of the deal. It worked out so well, I might try this again sometime.