I called 911 told them "my friend was murdered," and hung up

It was one of the first weekends freshman year. A couple of my friends Barbie, Kerri, Carla and I went to our friend Lulu's apartement. We were just chillin, getting ready, watching TV etc. and then we all decided to do some pre-party drinking because we knew of a party at another apartment nearby. We each probably had about 6 shots of raspberry vodka and we were all pretty drunk. So Lulu's boyfriend comes to pick us up and we go to the party.

When we get there we see a keg and tons of liquor all over the place so we decide to each have several beers and a couple shots. So by then I had had about 9 shots and 4 beers and I was incredibly drunk (and horny). That’s when I saw this kinda geeky guy, James, who was in my biology class. I really don’t know what happened next but the next thing I knew, I was waking up at 7 in the morning in a shower—naked—with James laying naked on the floor next to the shower. I woke him up and asked him what happened. And this is what he told me.

Apparently, I went up to him and we started to talk and we really hit it off, and at that point he hadn't had anything to drink. So he and I went into the bed room and we were just talking while we each had a couple of beers and he had a few shots. So then he said we started making out and then he wanted to take things a step further so he pulled my pants off and started going to town on me. He said I kept screaming that I got an orgasm and then I said that I wanted to give him “massive head” (like I’d say that!) and then I pulled his pants off and gave him head. After that, we just made out some more. Then we got dressed and me, Barbie, and Kerri decided to go for a walk to see if we could sober up. During this time, James said he was just chillin at the apartment when he saw us streaking out in the street from the bedroom window.

So he came out and got me and we went back inside the apartment. Then Kerri told me that she was going to go hook up with this guy and I said ok and then a while later I went in to get them for some reason (I don’t know why), and they weren't there but there was blood all over the floor so I thought my friend had been murdered. Immediately, I called 911 and said that my friend had been murdered and then hung up on them. So then 10 minutes later the paramedics and police show up at the apartment and everyone runs away since we were all underage. And I keep asking James why the hell the police came and he and everyone was calling me a bitch and saying it was my fault and I couldn't understand why. So me and James run and find my friend Kerri down the street and she said that things had just gotten a little rough with the guy and that he must of just made her bleed a little during sex. I found this hilarious since I had called the police and I laid in the street laughing while James was yelling at me to get up.

After a while, I got up and James and I and a few other people went to his apartment and then he said that I passed out on the floor and was puking everywhere so he took my clothes off and just let me puke on myself and then he said that a few hours later I woke up and wanted to have sex, so he took off his clothes and was ready to have sex and I said that I was gonna take a shower first and then he said he fell asleep in the bathroom and he doesn't remember anything after that. I guess I took a shower then fell asleep before we even had sex. So yeah it was a pretty crazy night, it's just too bad I don’t remember any of it!