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Go Cocks and Go to Class Drunk

I made a complete ass of my self in English
Ok so one day before English class, which starts at 5:00PM, a buddy of mine and I decide to get drunk and go to class.

Well we start on this handle of Fighting Cock at about 3:30PM. For those of you who do not know Fighting Cock is 103 Proof. Well we kill the handle and I chug the last prolly 4 shots. Another friend of ours drives us to the class and when I get off the elevator I scream "GO COCKS."

I made a complete ass of my self in English and when another teacher came in and told me to be quiet I gave the teacher the finger. Well my teacher kicked me out of class. On my way back to my dorm, I passed out in some bushes.

This is where the ambulance found me at. They game me a ride to the hospital where they sat me in the waiting room until the doctors could see me. I told myself that as soon as I could see the wall in front of me I was going to run away. Well I did and I did not know where I was at so I called my brother. He came and picked me up and took me back to my dorm.

Well I had a hang over for about 2 days after that.

- University of South Carolina



Editors Note:
You guys at USC need to join forces with these drunk guys at ECU.

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