For revenge, I nominated the fool for Homecoming Queen under the name "Erica."

Two weeks ago I had a dream about a scene from the movie Rocky. The scene was when the loan-shark Gazzo was giving Rocky dating tips. Then the driver interrupted to tell Rocky that he should take his "retarded girlfriend to the Zoo." In my dream, I was Rocky; my friend Pete was Gazzo and my other friend, Eric was that annoying driver.

I told Eric about the dream the next day. In the days that followed, he razzed me mercilessly taking advantage of just about every opportunity he had. He also got others involved. Random people started coming up to me to tell me to take a retarded chick to the Kansas City Zoo.

For revenge, I nominated the fool for Homecoming Queen under the name "Erica." I got our entire dorm behind me to help me pull this off. I needed their full support, too, because only one person per dorm can make the ballot.

A week later, Erica found out that he was on the official ballot for Homecoming Queen. It was totally hilarious when he found out because he came right up to me and totally lost his cool.

Now everyone looks at him in a completely different way. I am one damn cruel person, aren't I?