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Horse Encounter of a Drunk Kind
Posted:01/24/2007
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Grade: C
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It was the first weekend of my freshman year at WVU.
I arrived at Mark's apartment at seven that Friday night and began to get my drink on. Until midnight the only thing on my mind was to get as drunk as possible. I slammed beers and played beer pong in between. Midnight arrived and we decided to go to a house party.
Before we left we decided to whip out the bong and smoke a bowl. I smoke every so often but at that point I was so wasted I could barely walk straight. I took a hit of the bong and after taking in the smoke and releasing, I began to feel both affects. We decided to leave for the house party.
br> I remember stepping foot on to the front deck of my friends' apartment and then I completely blacked out. I don’t know what happened during this time period, but have an idea from some people.
Previously in the night I told my friend Mark that I would call him when I was completely hammered and I did. He later told me that I could barely form sentences and couldn't understand anything I was yammering on about. The three friends that I walked with said they turned around and noticed I was gone. A girl I had talked to denies seeing me but called my friend telling him how fucked up I was. I guess I was pretty drunk.
Anybody from WVU knows the hills and woods all too well. I gained consciousness and I was walking through the woods on a huge steep hill. I was still drunk and was falling into vines and lost a shoe in the process. I looked at my phone and it was 3am. I kept on walking for a while until I realized I was lost.
I saw a road at the bottom of the road and thought it was University Avenue, which was right by Mark’s place. I decided to sit down and sleep until the sun came up so I could see where I was going.
I put my head down and began to rest. I was just nodding off when I heard a noise in front of me. "What the fuck?" I thought. I looked up and saw three horses staring at me in the face. I immediately got up and began to run again. I was inside a horse pen!
I made my way out of there and finally after more walking, I found a back road. I followed the road until I saw signs for I-68. I was at the bottom of the huge hill below the airport (10 minutes off of campus by car).
So, how the hell did I get there?
I began to hitch hike and finally got picked up. Do not forget that I was barefoot on one foot and was shredded from my expedition through the woods. The kids that picked me up could not believe what happened and I was so relieved to finally get back to my room.
I slept all day…
I arrived at Mark's apartment at seven that Friday night and began to get my drink on. Until midnight the only thing on my mind was to get as drunk as possible. I slammed beers and played beer pong in between. Midnight arrived and we decided to go to a house party.
Before we left we decided to whip out the bong and smoke a bowl. I smoke every so often but at that point I was so wasted I could barely walk straight. I took a hit of the bong and after taking in the smoke and releasing, I began to feel both affects. We decided to leave for the house party.
br> I remember stepping foot on to the front deck of my friends' apartment and then I completely blacked out. I don’t know what happened during this time period, but have an idea from some people.
Previously in the night I told my friend Mark that I would call him when I was completely hammered and I did. He later told me that I could barely form sentences and couldn't understand anything I was yammering on about. The three friends that I walked with said they turned around and noticed I was gone. A girl I had talked to denies seeing me but called my friend telling him how fucked up I was. I guess I was pretty drunk.
Anybody from WVU knows the hills and woods all too well. I gained consciousness and I was walking through the woods on a huge steep hill. I was still drunk and was falling into vines and lost a shoe in the process. I looked at my phone and it was 3am. I kept on walking for a while until I realized I was lost.
I saw a road at the bottom of the road and thought it was University Avenue, which was right by Mark’s place. I decided to sit down and sleep until the sun came up so I could see where I was going.
I put my head down and began to rest. I was just nodding off when I heard a noise in front of me. "What the fuck?" I thought. I looked up and saw three horses staring at me in the face. I immediately got up and began to run again. I was inside a horse pen!
I made my way out of there and finally after more walking, I found a back road. I followed the road until I saw signs for I-68. I was at the bottom of the huge hill below the airport (10 minutes off of campus by car).
So, how the hell did I get there?
I began to hitch hike and finally got picked up. Do not forget that I was barefoot on one foot and was shredded from my expedition through the woods. The kids that picked me up could not believe what happened and I was so relieved to finally get back to my room.
I slept all day…
- West Virginia University
Editors Note:
If only someone had followed you with a video camera that night...
Comments
Lucky them horses weren't feeling amorous....OR you would have woken up with them behind you!!!!!!!!!