He bowed up to me and was like an inch from my face cursing at me in his native tongue.

I'm sure someone I know who was at this party will read this story and be pissed about it but it's all in good fun...it was a good night and I'll never forget it.

Ok so one night my friend, lets call her Jess, had a party at her apartment. I had already been at another friend's house drinking prior to this so when I showed up at the other party I was obviously already drunk. The night processed and we all kept drinking and drinking. Some smart person brought a bottle of whiskey. As soon as I walked through the door I took a shot and immediately puked. Just immagine your stomach being so full of alcohol that you literally cannot force down another drop.

So anyways...throwing up felt great! It also gave me a little extra room to drink more after that. My drunk ass ended up being the 'babysitter' of one inexperienced partier who I had known for years and I'll call him Jim.

He downed 3/4 of a bottle of wine and was sloppy drunk and very emotional. Anyways...I walked outside with him to smoke a cigarette and he was unintentionally being very loud. Next thing I know this huge guy comes barreling down the stairs and starts cursing and screaming at us.

He was Irish by the way..very obviously. So he gets in my friends face and it shakes him up a bit. When I'm sober I don't tolerate anyone getting in my face or cursing at me or my friends so you can imagine how I reacted when I was drunk.

Me being a female really didn't stop me either for some reason. I asked him what the fuck his problem was and he bowed up to me and was like an inch from my face cursing at me in his native tongue.

This further pissed me off that he had the nerve to step at a girl like that. We went back and forth cursing and threatening and then he said he was gonna call the cops.

So I put my pride aside and realized that we were all underage and that if I were to get arrested or get a DUI I would lose my job (requirements). So I told im to chill the fuck out and go back to his apartment and we would go back to ours. This ended and we went back to the party like nothing happened.

Some people leave and my friend Jess gets mad at her boyfriend I guess and we are the only 2 people still up. We decide to make the best of it and keep drinking. We finished a case of Bud Light and attempt to go swimming but the gate is locked so Jess streaks through the complex.

Then she got the bright idea that she wanted to get some weed. Keep in mind its 4 in the morning. I call a friend of mine and Jess and I drive to meet him. We buy a sack and smoke with him and his friend Weezy. This was the first time I had smoked in 4 months. I had sworn off weed forever..it got me in a lot of trouble and I swore never to smoke again.

Needless to say I was way too fucked up to get a grasp on reality. I mean, that feeling of being fucked up to the point where you feel like you truly might die. I don't know how we got home that night, but Jess drove like champ and we managed to make it home in one piece and with no damage to us or the vehicle in question at around 5:45am.

I crawled up the stairs to the second story apartment and prayed to God that I would make it in the apt. before I passed out. As soon as I stepped in I collapsed on the couch. I woke up to the sound of my alarm going off at 7:30 am and realized, through a still drunken, high and stupid haze that I had to be at work in an hour. I jumped up, looked for my shoes for like 2 seconds before giving up and running out to my car. I hauled ass home, showered, got ready and arrived on time.

I was still completely fucked up. And I work 9 hour shifts. What a day it would be. I get a call later that day and Jess tells me that our friend Jim passed out on one of her roomates bed and when she got up he had already left and she noticed that he pissed and vomitted all over her bed and left it there for them to clean up.

Wow!

The whole night was just one big fucking soap opera. Later found out that my friends got a notice for a noise violation warning from the irate Irish lad.

What a night!