I wonder who's bragging now about doing her in the shower...

Some buddies of mine who all lived together in a Manhattan apartment invited me to a tattoo party in the West Village. After we got tatted we walked around the Village and came upon a world famous sex shop near West 4th Street. Two of the guys were fascinated by these foam rubber molds of porn queen Jennifer Jameson's vagina and anus.

Marcos insisted on buying it. The box claimed the molds to be "life-like in every detail" and to be honest, it did kind of feel real when you touched it. Kendall just kept sticking his fingers in it and saying what a desperate asshole Marcos was for spending nearly 80 bucks on a fake pussy when he could have gone to Hell's Kitchen with 80 bucks and bought the real thing.

Then, two weeks later…

I'm in this medical building getting some dental work done when I see Marcos coming out of the free clinic. He pretended like he was just there to pick up some free condoms but I got the real story three days later from one of his roommates. Somebody had put a rope around the Jenna mold and hung it up in the bathroom to freak people out but apparently Marcos had been taking showers with it and screwing it in the shower. Then, Kendall started doing the same thing.

Well they had this big Super Bowl party at their house and there were guys from all over the city there. Every other guy commented on the Jenna mold, it really got a lot of attention that night according to one of the roommates.

Marcos was drunk and bragging about how he screws the thing all the time. He noticed guys were staying in the bathroom forever that night. At one point this roommate even joked out loud that they must have sneaked a chick in there.

Three weeks later Marcos, Kendall and four other guys that attended that Super Bowl party got the Clap from the Jenna mold. She burned two-thirds of the guys who attended that party. TRUE STORY!

We've all graduated now and are doing well but those two have yet to live that incident down.