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MJ Penis Envy
Posted:01/05/2006
Views: 6,024
Grade: C
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I was visiting my boyfriend Russell at the University of Tulsa and he told me that he had a special weekend planned out. He took me to dinner at McDonalds and then he was like, "I haven't been feeling well so I was wondering if we could just go back to my place and watch a movie." At this point, I should have left, but unfortunately I was too nice.
When we got to the KE house he put in a videotape of what appeared to be Michael Jackson music videos that he'd taped off of MTV or something. Then, he excused himself And while he was in the restroom, his phone rang. He answered it and I was listening in on the conversation as best I could. I heard him say, "God, Ian! We are about to watch MJ's Greatest Hits. I swear to God, every time I watch that movie I reach my full 2.5 inches!"
I was kind of hesitant but I agreed because I had nothing better to do and it was kind of amusing to see him acting like some sort of sex god. The whole time I was laughing at what he referred to as his "magic wand." He seemed to think that its size was above average. After he screamed, "I bet no one has ever been in you so deep baby!" I couldn't take it anymore. I told him that he had a chode and left him crying in his room.
The next week, I mailed him an informational packet about penis enlargement surgery.
When we got to the KE house he put in a videotape of what appeared to be Michael Jackson music videos that he'd taped off of MTV or something. Then, he excused himself And while he was in the restroom, his phone rang. He answered it and I was listening in on the conversation as best I could. I heard him say, "God, Ian! We are about to watch MJ's Greatest Hits. I swear to God, every time I watch that movie I reach my full 2.5 inches!"
I was kind of hesitant but I agreed because I had nothing better to do and it was kind of amusing to see him acting like some sort of sex god. The whole time I was laughing at what he referred to as his "magic wand." He seemed to think that its size was above average. After he screamed, "I bet no one has ever been in you so deep baby!" I couldn't take it anymore. I told him that he had a chode and left him crying in his room.
The next week, I mailed him an informational packet about penis enlargement surgery.
- University of Tulsa
Editors Note:
Here's the SEC version of Mr. Chode.
Comments
Timmy get off daddy's computer....This story is such a crock.....No guy begs to be ridiculed like this!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sounds like this story is one of the following: A. Made up B.Chick got dumped and made up a story, submitted it,told her friends so they could all have a good laugh C. Chick has a huge pussy and was called out on it. (nobody brags about 2.5 inches)