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Melon Boink
Posted:09/15/2004
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Grade: F
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This happened to an ex-friend of mine in 2001 here at UT. He was rushing his second frat during his sophomore year. He had to drop out of the first, and had since rushed ATO.
One night he was playing the “I never” drinking game with his frat brothers. (One person says “I never x”. Everyone who has done “x” has to drink and then explain).
So one of his frat brothers said, “I have never tried any unconventional means of masturbation.” My ex-friend was the only one who drank. He then proceded to tell a story where he drilled a whole in a cantaloupe, then microwaved it, then had sex with it.
He was/is a creepy loser who never got any girls, and this is what he resorted to.
I don’t feel bad telling his story because he’s a real jerk in real life.
One night he was playing the “I never” drinking game with his frat brothers. (One person says “I never x”. Everyone who has done “x” has to drink and then explain).
So one of his frat brothers said, “I have never tried any unconventional means of masturbation.” My ex-friend was the only one who drank. He then proceded to tell a story where he drilled a whole in a cantaloupe, then microwaved it, then had sex with it.
He was/is a creepy loser who never got any girls, and this is what he resorted to.
I don’t feel bad telling his story because he’s a real jerk in real life.
- University of Texas--Austin
Editors Note:
Maybe you can add some heat to this melon sex.
Comments
I have never heard of this being done before....AND I WAS IN THE MILITARY, OVER SEAS A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!