Maybe 2 hours later the girls return to a spotless puke free home

This story happened during my freshman year of college. And I didn’t even need to get drunk for it to be a crazy night!

At the time I lived in a dorm but my big sister lived in an apartment with 3 of her friends. We had driven into Pittsburgh to get my cousin Rene and my sister’s best friend Kim because it was the night of the school’s big welcome back party at the beginning of the semester.

Before they were going to go to the party they pre-partied at the apartment with some more friends. I don’t really drink so I hung out in my sister’s room while they got crazy drinking beer, grey goose, and 99 berries (I now know that the last one was not good).

All of a sudden my sister screams my name and I run out and all the girls are huddled around the couch. I ask “What’s wrong?” And I see Kim passed out on the couch. The girls were slapping her trying to wake her but they all were drunk so their aim was something to be desired.

Not wanting to miss the party they drafted who else me to watch Kim and make sure she was alright (don’t worry I wasn’t going to the party in the first place, but I didn’t feel like babysitting either!). So the girls dismiss this little mishap and go to the party.

Being the nice person that I am I start to clean my sister’s apartment so it’ll be nice and fresh for the girls when they come home. Then out of nowhere I hear a loud THUMP coming from Tammy’s (a roommate) room. Getting scared I look down the hall to see what it was and it was Rene! The girls had left her! I was like “Rene the girls left, if you still wanted to go I can call Shawn”.

She said no because she wasn’t feeling well and just wanted to go to bed. “Okay” I say and she goes into my sister’s room to sleep it off. After that I sit on the love seat in the living room next to a comatose Kim doing my chemistry homework. After I finished I got a bucket for Kim and asked if she wanted anything she gave me a drunken “no” and rolled over.

So I go to check on Rene and she’s bent over my sister’s bed with only a bra and panties on puking her brains out right on my sister’s bed!!!

I grabbed a garbage can and yelled “Use this Rene!!” She looks at me and says “hold on” leans back over the bed and pukes some more! I scream “NO Rene!!!! USE THE GARBAGE CAN!!!!!”

But of course she was done by then. So now I’m like “ugh get into your pajamas and I’ll wash your stuff”. So she gives me her clothes (even her bra because puke somehow got in there) and I go to wash them and the sheets on the sister’s bed. Rene is lying on this roll out mattress trying to sleep it off. After a bit Rene asks for a piece of bread so I go to get it and when I come back there is a nice neat little puddle of puke on the floor now (right next to the garbage can I had provided before).

So I clean that up and leave Rene to sleep. Maybe 2 hours later the girls return to a spotless puke free home and they cannot believe the story I had for them. The girls were very grateful for me cleaning up the place and my sister was happy that I washed, dried, and remade her bed for her. And although they couldn’t remember what happened Rene and Kim were grateful for me taking care of them that night.

Like I said it was a crazy night!!!!