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Monkey Sex vs. The Paper
Posted:09/09/2007
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Grade: C
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One night, two days before a huge paper was due, I went to a guy friend's room, and one thing led to another and we ended up having wild monkey sex all night long.
Needless to say, I sure as hell didn't get my paper done--and the kicker--it had to be written in French. Not going to happen. So I e-mailed my professor and somewhat explained the situation--told him I'd been in a guy's room and that I hadn't really gotten any sleep, and asked for an extension on the paper.
I saw him the next day and he granted me the extension--on one condition. Nervous and curious at the same time, I asked about said condition. He looked at me, straight faced, and said, "Was he worth it?"
Great way to get out of writing a paper! Try it--it works!
Needless to say, I sure as hell didn't get my paper done--and the kicker--it had to be written in French. Not going to happen. So I e-mailed my professor and somewhat explained the situation--told him I'd been in a guy's room and that I hadn't really gotten any sleep, and asked for an extension on the paper.
I saw him the next day and he granted me the extension--on one condition. Nervous and curious at the same time, I asked about said condition. He looked at me, straight faced, and said, "Was he worth it?"
Great way to get out of writing a paper! Try it--it works!
- University of the South (Sewanee)
Editors Note:
Here's another essay delay with way less monkey sex.
Comments
I don't recommend doing that! It's kinda funny,though.