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Morgantown Shower Bumpin'
Posted:05/15/2004
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To celebrate a friend's birthday, we all went out to a local Morgantown bar with the intent to get completely wasted.
We followed through with our intent.
Afterwards, when we got back to our dorms, a friend and I went to his room, hoping his roommate wouldn't be there (for certain reasons). He was, and he was also in there with another friend. We knew that we couldn't go down to my room because my roommate was in my room with her boyfriend.
The best idea we could think of was hey, let's go try it in the shower! Not with the shower actually on, but just in the shower because there was nowhere else we could do it.
Not a good idea. If you've ever tried to have sex in a shower STALL, there's not much room. Take into consideration how drunk we were, it was impossible to do it standing up. After some attempts, we realized it wasn't going to happen. We got dressed again and left the bathroom.
Not sure how, but somehow I ended up back in his room, where his roommate and other friend were (completely sober). I walked in and sat down, just to hear them start laughing and tell me: "Your clothes are wet!"
The next morning I woke up, trying to remember the previous night. It was vague and blurry, but I still remembered being in the shower. I couldn't decide if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
I found out that it definitely had happened just a few minutes later when I received a phone call from him saying:
"Did we try to have sex in the shower last night?"
"Yeah, I think we did."
"OK, I wasn't sure, but then I figured it really did happen when I got a call saying the lady who cleans our bathroom found my wallet in the shower."
"Haha, well you're lucky that I grabbed the condom off the floor of the shower on my way out, because you left it in there and she would have found that too."
We followed through with our intent.
Afterwards, when we got back to our dorms, a friend and I went to his room, hoping his roommate wouldn't be there (for certain reasons). He was, and he was also in there with another friend. We knew that we couldn't go down to my room because my roommate was in my room with her boyfriend.
The best idea we could think of was hey, let's go try it in the shower! Not with the shower actually on, but just in the shower because there was nowhere else we could do it.
Not a good idea. If you've ever tried to have sex in a shower STALL, there's not much room. Take into consideration how drunk we were, it was impossible to do it standing up. After some attempts, we realized it wasn't going to happen. We got dressed again and left the bathroom.
Not sure how, but somehow I ended up back in his room, where his roommate and other friend were (completely sober). I walked in and sat down, just to hear them start laughing and tell me: "Your clothes are wet!"
The next morning I woke up, trying to remember the previous night. It was vague and blurry, but I still remembered being in the shower. I couldn't decide if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
I found out that it definitely had happened just a few minutes later when I received a phone call from him saying:
"Did we try to have sex in the shower last night?"
"Yeah, I think we did."
"OK, I wasn't sure, but then I figured it really did happen when I got a call saying the lady who cleans our bathroom found my wallet in the shower."
"Haha, well you're lucky that I grabbed the condom off the floor of the shower on my way out, because you left it in there and she would have found that too."
- West Virginia University
Editors Note:
Some people can make it work in the shower.
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