We're not gay--not that there's anything wrong with that!

A friend of mine down the hall has gained the reputation of being the annoying kid on the floor. He's a nice kid but just tells too many jokes that aren't funny and spends too much time trying to impress people with made up stories of hook ups.

One night he was acting as obnoxious as ever and asked what ms and a group of friends were up to that night. All of us being new to mo-town we didn’t know every bar, or what kind of bar each one was. We told him we were going to Vice Versa and he should meet us there after he showered. For those who don’t go to WVU, “Vice Versa” is the local gay bar. Not that we are homophobes, but my friends and I would never be caught dead in that place (ok maybe we are homophobes).

After about an hour, the fool calls my cell phone telling me he is waiting for us outside the club. I instructed him to go in and that we would be right there. Twenty minutes later, I received a call back saying "the club is great, everyone is nice and the bar is serving me!"

We instructed the kid to stay put, drink some more and we would be there once our fictitious transportation problem cleared up. Almost an hour later while we were enjoying ourselves down the street at a different bar, I received a third call wondering where I was. So I told him that we couldn’t get into the club because of the fire code---too many people were already in the club. I also told him to just finish whatever he may be doing, make friends with whomever is talking to and meet us at the club we were at. Shortly thereafter, he came walking into the club and regaled us with a story of his “great night.” He couldn’t talk enough about the "bunch of cool guys" who were very nice to him and bought him drinks.

The rest of the night consisted of everyone cracking jokes about what had happened earlier until he finally realized we intentionally sent him to a gay bar and that he spent a good two hours getting hit on by those "cool guys."

Since then he has become a little less obnoxious