I took off running towards the cop car and yelled, "I got shotgun bitches."

The day started off with some drinking at around 11 am. A large group of us ended went out to the baseball game and played bags, heckled the left fielder and got loaded. Well we continued to drink all day and all night.

After the bar, my buddy Stan and I decided to go on one of our campus tours. You can imagine that after 15 hours of binge drinking, we were a little lit. It was a little chilly outside so we wrapped ourselves in blankets and walked around the campus singing random songs at 4 am. Needless to say people would always yell at us and get pissed but we didnt care.

As we stood outside the girls dorm singing at noone in particular the R.A. from the boys dorm next door came out and started screaming at us, just flipping out (finals were the next day). I flipped out on him called him a little bitch, told him I was going to skull fuck his mother (it was also mother's day).

He went inside and called the cops on us so we kept walking. After breaking into a friends house and waking everyone up by singing and yelling, we continued on our lap around campus. Not too long after a few police men grabbed us and walked us back to the mens dorm.

The RA was trying to get them to arrest us so I got into another fuck off you faggot argument with him. The cop stepped in and told us we had three options 1) stop talking 2) Keep talking and he will make me shut up 3) Go downtown and he will book us for something. So I grabbed steve (all drunk) and asked him, "What do you think about option two bro?"

We both started laughing, the cops got pissed and told us to get in the car. I took off running towards the cop car and yelled, "I got shotgun bitches." Got tossed into the back by the cop, (I think he was mildly amused) Turns out, he just dropped us off at home.

We stayed up till the sun came up and then called our moms and left messages all shitfaced wishing them a happy mothers day. "Mom, you are the greatest mom of all the moms"