At 36, I never I thought I'd do THIS at college -- thankfully my husband has no idea

Eight years ago I had returned to school to complete my diploma. Even though I was in my, mid-thirties, and married, I found out I too, could have fun, drink too much, regret the night before and enjoy every minute.

I was getting my BA in Chemistry and we had a study group of three guys and three girls. Us girls were known as the three B's, Belinda, Belle and me Betty. One night after our study group, before pending finals, we were "keyed up." It was 11:30 and I had already told my hubby I would probably be pulling an, "all nighter." Paul suggested we get, "a beer." After, "a beer," of about nine or ten apiece, the thought of finals was, soon far from our polluted minds. The bar closed and what is the old cliché, "you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here." Sean suggested we go over to a huge indoor pool adjacent to the campus. He worked there, and had keys to the facility.

Using drunk logic it seemed like a good idea. It was December, but it was warm in the building and you could feel the heat rising off the water. Sean turned on the radio, and there was an awkward silence. Kevin said, "let's get in." It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, or chemistry major to know, one does not go around with a swimsuit in December. So indirectly, we all knew Kevin had suggested skinny-dipping. ‘Wow,’ I thought this is the "wild college shit," I had only heard about before now!

I became emboldened, and stated, "Well guys, since our birthday suits are going to be our swimsuits, why don't you guys go first," as I laughed. Well, you know guys. Accepting a challenge is always met, especially if it means girls could be getting naked! Before you could say, "skinny dip," Belinda, Belle and I were viewing, three very fine masculine nudes, with certain erogenous zones at full salute! I was definitely feeling tingly and damp in my crotch.

Being respectable girls, we had to act appalled and be coy. So, Belinda said, "Oh my God," (well she is very active in the Catholic Student Union and, I guess this was her prayer of Thanksgiving, for receiving 3 beautiful studs). Well, Belinda, Belle and I ran for "safety?" in the girl's shower room.

Well it took two seconds for the guys to realize the problem with our plan. At 12:00 AM we were the only girls in there. So the guys came right in, and grabbed Belle who was the slowest. But, she also gave them the signal she was game, by stating, "I am so drunk," therefore excusing all of her planned, future behavior for the night. Perhaps, she was tingly and moist too!

The guys had her, by the arms and legs and were swinging her over the pool, indicating she was going to be thrown in. She screamed, "Wait, wait! It 's December and I don’t want to get my clothes wet!" Her next statement shocked Belinda and I, because Belle had been engaged to her high school sweetheart for over two years, and just recently served him up, "the very first slice of her cherry pie." So we were amazed when she giggled, "let me slip into my bathing suit.” While the guys stood in a circle around her and ogled, she pulled off her pink sweater, white turtle neck, kicked off her penny loafers, undid her belt and pulled off her khakis. Oh, can you tell she is in a preppy, sorority? Now standing in just her panties and bra, she took a playful swipe, at Kevin's and Sean's manhood and jumped into the pool. She was, immediately followed, by all three guys. I do not know about Belinda, but I was definitely thrilled at watching that live action scene!

Sixteen years after my first, time in college, I was finally having a "college story," memory. I just had to join in, "to hell with the consequences," said my beer-soaked brain! So I began to put on my au natural swimsuit. Belinda asked, "What the hell are you doing!" I knew this statement was out of fear, more than anything else, because Belinda was losing her last clothed, comrade. I was aroused and breathlessly stated, "Listen Belinda, I am 36 years old and have never had an opportunity like this. Now, you can sit here and deny your own fun, or strip naked with me and have the time of your life. I regret passing up opportunities like this my first time in college. Believe me, if you don’t participate you will regret it later." While saying this I was stripping, I guess, to help make my point with Belinda. Plus, to insure that Belle would not be too involved to the point where she would not want to share one of her men. I then noticed that all eyes were on me, because I was the first "split tail," totally nude. As Belle had only managed to let the guys unhook the front of her bra. I then jumped in, and it was only three feet deep where they were, as I bounced off the bottom with my feet and came to a rest, I was definitely exposed for topless viewing by the guys. Of course by this time Belle was allowing Sean and Paul involvement beyond just viewing.

We heard the legs of a table scrape and noticed that Belinda was on top of the table, dancing to the song playing on the radio. It was the Rolling Stone's "Start me Up." Now, Belinda may never miss a meeting of the Catholic Student Union, but this girl knew how to work it like a trailer park girl, at the County Fair girlie show. By the end of the song she was, "buck naked," and with two short hops she joined us in the pool.

Sean suggested a modified game of musical chairs. During each song we would fondle with one partner, then at the end of that song, move on to the next pool partner. Well things heated up right away and after three songs, the fondling had escalated to "wild monkey sex!" Kevin and Sean led Belinda and Belle into the lounge and then soon after, Paul lifted me out of the pool and led me into the lounge. There were three couches. How convenient! The music stopped and we swapped partners again! Belle was riding Kevin's pogo stick, and I decided on the swap, it was my turn to ride, and take a bounce or two. Paul came up behind Belinda, and he put her upper torso over the back of the couch, where the pogo rides were being offered. It was doggy time and Belinda was the lucky pup. Kevin was on his back, and with me riding on top, and Belinda bent over the couch with her chest in his face, he decided to make sure our boobs were pliant and real and Paul helped him in this survey. Meanwhile, Belle and Sean were indicating to everyone that "69" was their favorite number.

I was so involved in my pogo ride, I had not noticed that the song ended. Kevin helped me disembark, and Sean pushed Belinda over the couch so she could get her ticket punched on the amazing, Pogo ride. Sean put my back on the couch and introduced my ankles to my ears, leaving my bare impaled womanhood for everyone to see!

Out of the corner of my eye I was amazed at the next sight. Belinda was getting the Pogo ride of her life. Kevin was bouncing her as high as the shaft mechanism would allow and Belinda was coming back down hard on the gravity return, all the while expressing to us in "four letter," verbiage what she and Kevin were doing, (as if we couldn't see!). Belle of course wanted a closer look, so she lay prone on Kevin's chest, and put her face at the connecting point and also decided to taste the ride. From the further screams from Kevin and Belinda the taste test was going well! Of course Belle's ass was in the air and it provided too good of a target. Paul decided to take advantage of this target rich environment, and now Belle was doing her very own horizontal pogo ride, and sharing Belinda's verbal expression of ecstasy. Yes we were creative that night, developing and finding numerous combinations, as one day we would as future chemists with the periodic table.

I decided to create the ultimate nucleus of electron and proton attraction, as this would probably be my last big night as a college party ho! So I was going long after Belinda and Belle had completed their pogo rides. Kevin was now tickling my tonsils with his pogo shaft and he was using my high beams as hand grips, Sean was sitting on the couch and I was sitting on his lap while, we decided to see how well his stick bounced on a dirt path. However, for the ultimate product testing Paul decided to see if a DP was possible. That's right, a double pogo ride! So I let him take my velvet sheath and enclose his pogo stick. My screams and words of passionate vulgarity surpassed even Belinda's and Belle's previous, exclamations, and I even did this with a somewhat full mouth! Belinda and Belle just stared in wide-eyed amazement, as my ride took all three riders to its logical destination, "Spunkyville!" Of course "Spunkyville," was a great destination and I had souvenirs of the ride, deep within my person.

It was now a little after 5:00 and Sean said the pool opened up at 6:00. We quickly took showers and got dressed. I headed home and met my husband in the driveway. I said we had pulled that "all nighter," we had talked about. I just didn’t tell him what, "kind" of all nighter! He kissed me goodbye and I went in and collapsed in my bed from exhaustion. As a result of that night we girls have new nicknames with the guys, Belle is "fiancée," Belinda is "un-nun," and I am "Mrs. Robinson," (from ”The Graduate").

Just remember it is never too late in life to make a "college stories," memory.