Sometimes he'd just do it all over the carpet, like a damn dog.

I moved in with my boyfriend about eight months ago. I knew he was sloppy and his old roommates agreed, but I thought after living with three brothers I could handle it.

That was before he started masturbating all the time, and leaving semen covered towels all over the place. Sometimes he'd just do it all over the carpet, like a damn dog.

He leaves a disgusting pile of clothes in front of his side of the bed, and will use every damn dish in the cupboard without washing a single one. The whole time we have lived here, he has washed three dishes.

The garbage will sit all week until the apartment smells like shit because he doesn't take it out. When he does his laundry, he lives it by the front door for weeks before he puts the shit away.

I hate this fucking guy so much.

He invited friends over three o'clock this morning and, one of the bitches was smoking weed in my living room. She fucking ran out before I opened the door and smelled it.

I hate this guy, and I'm having the manager kick his fucking ass out tomorrow. He shaves his pubes in the sink, and leaves them there, not to mention he's a chronic masturbator.

The guy's a fucking loser and I cant wait for him to leave. Bastard.