I kept offering girls $20 to take off their tops.

This happened my earlier this month. I never drank in High School, and so I was a serious lightweight compared to some of my peers. My roomate was hosting a party in our apartment for some of his friends from out of town, and there was alot of booze.

Because I had never gotten drunk before I couldn't tell if I had a buzz or not, over the course of 2 hours I had downed 6 shots of vodka and half a jug of kahlua, and I was smashed.

Here are some of the highlights that I remember from my first ever drunken party:

1)I tried to throw a lamp at some kid and spilled a beer all over my carpet.
2)I kept telling everyone how sober I was and naming all of the president in order to prove it. (I realized the next day that I had gotten all of them but harding).
3) I refereed a beirut game and kept calling penalties for people who were not being sexy enough.


Here is the stuff I don't remember but people tell me I did:

1)I kept offering girls $20 to take off their tops.
2) I kept high fiving people, they say I got about 200 high fives in the course of the night.
3) I almost fought some guy who called me gay.

The next morning I woke up to find that someone had gone through my checks and stolen my laundry money. I left my bedroom to find 4 people passed out on the kitchen floor an twice as many passed out in the livingroom.

It was awesome, I hope to do it again soon.