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My Two Sluts
Posted:09/01/2004
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At the beginning of the year, being a freshman and all, it wasn't the easiest thing in the world to find totally hip and sweet parties to go to with 20 kegs and lots of hot chicks.
For help in finding the social scene, my corridor buddies and I turned to our sophomore RA for assistance in this area. Needless to say, our RA had definitely been around the block and knew people on campus. As weeks passed we all grew closer, and our RA began to tell us things he probably shouldn't have. For instance, the fact that he had a complete slut girlfriend...well, two complete slut girlfriends to be exact.
One day, he brought the first girl (we will call her Misty) over to the dorm during the day. They did their business, and she left before dinner. Later that night, he invited the other girlfriend over, (we will call her Brianna) and he had told us earlier not to bother him because they were having a "slumber party" together.
HOWEVER, here is where the twist comes into play.
He had been juggling girls for about a month now with no problem. BUT, that would all change tonight. Around midnight Misty came back over to the dorm. The other girls who knew her somewhat now and I saw that she was crying and knocking on my RA's door. I immediately gathered all my friends together and we went to talk to her. She said that her grandpa had just died and was looking for my RA for some "emotional support." She kept knocking on the door as me and my friends kept smiling smiles of surprise and anticipation secretly to each other on what was about to happen.
Misty had covered the peephole and all my RA heard was his residents voices so he opened the door with only boxers on. Misty saw him and Brianna in his bed!
She started crying even harder and went down to my friend Rob's room to cry. After about 20 minutes people began clearing out to go to bed and it was just Rob and Misty. Ten minutes after that I went back down to Rob's room to get some food BUT when I got to the door I could hear moans. I turned the doorknob and it was OPEN! I saw Rob bending Misty over the couch doing her doggy style (which I gave him a high five for later).
In the end, sluts will be sluts and it was even more funny since Rob's room was right across from my RA's.
For help in finding the social scene, my corridor buddies and I turned to our sophomore RA for assistance in this area. Needless to say, our RA had definitely been around the block and knew people on campus. As weeks passed we all grew closer, and our RA began to tell us things he probably shouldn't have. For instance, the fact that he had a complete slut girlfriend...well, two complete slut girlfriends to be exact.
One day, he brought the first girl (we will call her Misty) over to the dorm during the day. They did their business, and she left before dinner. Later that night, he invited the other girlfriend over, (we will call her Brianna) and he had told us earlier not to bother him because they were having a "slumber party" together.
HOWEVER, here is where the twist comes into play.
He had been juggling girls for about a month now with no problem. BUT, that would all change tonight. Around midnight Misty came back over to the dorm. The other girls who knew her somewhat now and I saw that she was crying and knocking on my RA's door. I immediately gathered all my friends together and we went to talk to her. She said that her grandpa had just died and was looking for my RA for some "emotional support." She kept knocking on the door as me and my friends kept smiling smiles of surprise and anticipation secretly to each other on what was about to happen.
Misty had covered the peephole and all my RA heard was his residents voices so he opened the door with only boxers on. Misty saw him and Brianna in his bed!
She started crying even harder and went down to my friend Rob's room to cry. After about 20 minutes people began clearing out to go to bed and it was just Rob and Misty. Ten minutes after that I went back down to Rob's room to get some food BUT when I got to the door I could hear moans. I turned the doorknob and it was OPEN! I saw Rob bending Misty over the couch doing her doggy style (which I gave him a high five for later).
In the end, sluts will be sluts and it was even more funny since Rob's room was right across from my RA's.
- Miami University of Ohio
Editors Note:
Sluts never go out of style.
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