She dumped me and then he threw a trash bin at me

My story is about a very bad day I had a few months before graduating. I have to mention that I’m not the hottest guy around and the girl I was with for a few months, was the type that made a guy turn his head when she walks by and also makes certain friends envy you. So it seemed to be just a plain normal day when I woke up, but little did I know at the time that this would be my worst break-up ever.

I met my girl at noon for lunch, but unlike other days, she rathers we go for a walk outside in the nearby woods. So we get talking over little bits and eventually... we break up, not bad feelings, we also promise to stay friends etc... the usual breakup talk.

So I was feeling pretty down the rest of the day and that night my friends decided to boost my spirit by making me celebrate my newly celibate status. We started it out at a dude's house, getting pretty drunk there. We eventually decided to go out to the bars and since none of us were in an appropriate condition to drive, we just walked. We must have been a pretty funny sight to see, about 10 of us walking crooked on the too slim sidewalk at 1 am.

Well at some point, we started pushing each other lightly, but this dude pushes me a little too hard and I end up going through some bushes protecting a yard. The only bad thing is behind those bushes was this trailer, and of course I had to hit it back first. The pain was awful (even in my rather numb condition). I was on the ground cursing after my friend and maybe 10 minutes later was back up on my feet. (The encounter with the trailer left me a blue the size of a small football in my lower back).

So we finally get to the bars. Well we didn't quite make the right choice since I ended up in the same bar as the girl who had just broken up with me. Too late to turn back since she had also spotted me. Sometime during the night we cross each other and get talking, and then the talking gets nastier by the minute.

Eventually, I get fed up and leave the bar to get some fresh air. A few friends follow me and we settle down at an outside table. As we were talking this guy passes by, picks up this garbage bin they put on the street sidewalks and throws it in my direction! The garbage bin actually bounced on my head and emptied on a friend sitting in front of me. By the time I realize what happened the guy had run off and was well gone.

We had a few theories that this guy was either a friend of my ex-girlfriend, or someone she had paid for doing this. Whichever one it may be I woke up the next morning with a sore head, bruised back, and a major hangover.