The plan was to go to Hooters, then to Club Toxic to see Flavor Flav... oh well

My buddies and I were on our way to Myrtle Beach for Spring Break ‘06. We stocked up on alcohol, totally ready to get shit-faced. Well, at least I was. Finally we arrive around four in the afternoon and we're starting to plan out our day. On our way in, we noticed that Flavor Flav was appearing at Club Toxic, so we thought that'd be something fun. Our plan was to settle in, get trashed, find a cab, and hit up the club.

I stuck to the plan.

At around 7 we're out looking for any cab but we didn't have much luck. So we headed down the drag a bit and started talking to some ladies that were going as well. I look down the strip and there's a bus starting to take off so I start running after it. I didn't catch it but instead found a cab pulled over. I start jogging over to it and tell my friends. They start yelling at me, "NO MAN!"

I get up to the car knock on the window and I'm panting, "Hey can we get a ride to Hooters and then to Club Toxic." The guy busts out laughing and looks to his buddy and says, "you want to take this one." By now I'm slouchin on the car waiting and I just happen to look down and see a Myrtle Beach Police badge on his shoulder. I say I gotta go but right away I'm thrown against the cop car and hauled off to jail.

I have no idea how I mistook a cab for a police car, but yeah I did. I have never been to Myrtle Beach and I had been there less than three hours, and I was in jail. The fine was $173. When they let me out, I was definitely still shitfaced and just walking around. I had like $7 bucks left so I find this place and go in to buy some cigarettes. I walk to the counter and tell him what I want and he asks for ID. I toss it to him and he tells me," This isn't you." I'm confused as shit and just sit there nodding that it was me. You're not 18! I couldn't believe this guy and I'm looking around and am horror-struck to see this entire SWAT team staring at me from the coffee lounge.

I end up talking this guy into it by showing him my Public Intox ticket and left fearing I was going back to jail. I really have no idea how I found my way back to our place, but I stumble in around 2 a.m. By now I'm pretty pissed at my friends and they ask me, "Where you been man."

"Dude...I was in jail" They thought I went to hooters. So the went there and when they couldn’t find me they just stayed to enjoy the scenery!