After coming back to the dorms wasted, why would anyone get naked and crawl into the trash can?

It was the first semester of my freshman year. I hated dorm life already; read this to understand why.

It was a Friday morning and the night before, everyone had been out partying. I wasn't involved in that, so I got to stand back and enjoy watching all of the drunks when they woke up with hangovers. I had just gotten up for class when my roommate came in the room and said something was going on in the hallway. I went out to see and I found that one of the guys in my hall was being escorted back to his room by an RA, from where I wasn't sure at the time.

The night before, this “gentleman” came in drunk and decided to get naked. Then he went into the little tiny trash closet and climbed inside one of the trash cans, to go to sleep. He was awakened the next morning by the poor little cleaning lady! Can you imagine how surprised she was when she opened the door to get the trash and found a naked drunk boy sleeping in there?

Needless to say he was kicked out of our building and wasn't allowed back in, ever.