I just hope he learned not to mess with other people's stuff

O.K., my asshole roommate liked to help himself to everything and anything. I really did put up with it for a long time, but he finally crossed the line. One day he came home while me and some friends were hanging out, watching t.v. I had left some "blistex" on the table (you know, the stuff you use for chapped lips). This jerk picks it up, and (believe it or not), squeezes it right onto his lips, then smoothes it in with his fingers. Obviously, I don't want to use it again after he's had it on his lips, so I finally decide it's time to do something.

Next day, I'm taking care of "business", so I shoot my load into a small cup. I take the Blistex tube and empty most of it into the trash, then I suck the load up into the tube (it was easier than I thought it would be). Later that day, he comes in (I put the tube back on the table), and helps himself to the lip stuff, again! I could hardly stop myself from laughing out loud. At first, I thought I would tell him, but I decided instead to keep doing the same thing. He helped himself to the Blistex for two months before I finally told him that he was smearing my cum on his lips.

He moved out a week later, but I hope he learned a lesson about helping himself to things that aren't his.