Busted with dozens of empty beer cans in our car, the cop ends up giving us directions to the titty bar

My roommates and I always went to Florida for Spring Break. None of us every had a lot of money so flying to Cancun or something equally extravagant was completely out. One of my roommates, Dale, had a bunch of family in Florida including his sister at Florida A&T and a cousin. His cousin was out of college, but really missed it. We met up with him one night and drank at his apartment in Melborne before we went to some titty clubs. We all got a good buzz going and decided it was time to roll out to see some all-nude ladies. Being on spring break, underage, and without common sense we decided two things:

1.) It is a good idea to steal a window washer from every gas station we stop at on the way down to Florida.

2.) It is a good idea to leave his apartment with two cases of beer and drink on the way to the titty club.

So, in the car we go with a shit load of beer, no idea of how to get to the titty club, and 5 horny guys. We drive around for a while looking for this place until we had all had enough to drink and all had to piss. It was about 10:30 and we found a small strip mall that looked like all the shops were closed, lights off etc. We pull off the road, run to the side of the building and begin to make pee-pee. I look back at the car in time to see two things:

1.) We had all left our doors wide open, and the headlights are shining right on us. 2.) There is a cop who had just pulled up to the stoplight.

So before we can get our dicks in our pants and get back to the car, said copper is pulling up behind us, spotlight on and lights a flashing. All of us except Dale’s cousin are cursing and starting to freak because we all think we are fucked and we just got to spring break. He almost thinks it’s funny. So we are all in the car, trying as hard as we can to cover up the countless empties and boxes of beer in the car as the cop is shining his light in and asking for Ids.

By now another cop has pulled up and he has his spotlight planted on the car as well and it seems like forever until the cop comes back with our Ids. He looks in the passenger front side window and sees the 15 gas station window cleaners and says, “You boys think it was a good idea to take all of those? You must have some damn dirty windows.”

No one says a word. He then walks around to Dale’s cousin, the driver and asks if any of us have been drinking. He looks the cop dead in the eye and very calmly says “No Sir.” The cop says “O.K., well you boys need to find a better place to take a leak next time” and starts to walk away.

Now the adrenaline is really pumping because it looks like we are getting off the hook and these cops are letting us go, with all of our beer no less. Before the cop can get too far, Dale’s cousin yells out to ask him for directions to the titty club. I wanted to clock him in the head. The cop walks back over, leans down to the window and begins to give him street-by-street directions.

Ten minutes later we are in the parking lot of the titty club, chugging a few beers because we had all lost our buzz. We go in and enjoy naked boobies and discussing how lucky we all were.

We all decided there is no law in Florida