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Not Even a MILF
Posted:12/24/2007
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It was a Friday night and fall quarter just started. My friend, roommate, and I were going to party it up that night. My friend drove us there and on there we found out this girl's house we were going to was out in the middle of nowhere. Also we discovered she was a single mother with a two kids and one of them is deaf.
Lucky me and my roommate, who is gay, brought a 1/5 of vodka and rum to drink so much that we did not give a damn. Him and I started in on that when we arrived at the girl's house.
All of us at the party started drinking and talking and God damn this girl you could tell. My friend thought she was in her mid-twenties but God he was wrong. At the time I did not know her age but later on in the future my roommate told me that she told him that she was 29. God she was not a MILF at all but hell I did not care at all because at the time I was getting so hammered that I did not give a damn.
I just remember that I call at few people when I was a little buzzed and that I puked in the her sink. According to my roommate and friend after I blacked out I passed out and started hitting on my roommate and the old bitch, I passed out in her laundry room, and I called people on my cell phone.
I woke up the next morning to my friend waking my ass up on her couch. I checked my phone the next day and God I called seven people that I do not remember calling. They also said I called a drunk guy and I thought it was my buddy at Washington State University and sure enough it was.
The first thought that went though my mind is where the fuck am I but I soon realized I woke up at the party I was at the night before. I look around for a minute and the girl was passed out on the floor with her deaf child and we woke them up. On the way out the door she made me clean up the puke in the sink and then I drove to Oregon State University for a shitty football game against UCLA, the only future NFL players I seen were the punters on both teams, after a night partying and I was hungover and tried as hell.
Lucky me and my roommate, who is gay, brought a 1/5 of vodka and rum to drink so much that we did not give a damn. Him and I started in on that when we arrived at the girl's house.
All of us at the party started drinking and talking and God damn this girl you could tell. My friend thought she was in her mid-twenties but God he was wrong. At the time I did not know her age but later on in the future my roommate told me that she told him that she was 29. God she was not a MILF at all but hell I did not care at all because at the time I was getting so hammered that I did not give a damn.
I just remember that I call at few people when I was a little buzzed and that I puked in the her sink. According to my roommate and friend after I blacked out I passed out and started hitting on my roommate and the old bitch, I passed out in her laundry room, and I called people on my cell phone.
I woke up the next morning to my friend waking my ass up on her couch. I checked my phone the next day and God I called seven people that I do not remember calling. They also said I called a drunk guy and I thought it was my buddy at Washington State University and sure enough it was.
The first thought that went though my mind is where the fuck am I but I soon realized I woke up at the party I was at the night before. I look around for a minute and the girl was passed out on the floor with her deaf child and we woke them up. On the way out the door she made me clean up the puke in the sink and then I drove to Oregon State University for a shitty football game against UCLA, the only future NFL players I seen were the punters on both teams, after a night partying and I was hungover and tried as hell.
- Clark College
Editors Note:
Bad error with the MILFs.
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