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One Mess of a Roommate
Posted:10/20/2007
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Grade: C
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So being as I still live in this dorm today, this story does not really have an end yet. But it really gets more and more absurd as the days go by and I feel like now is a good time to start doctumenting it.
I am a freshman at Coastal Carolina Univeristy and could not wait to meet my roommate and start school and whatnot. So during the summer I get her name and whatnot in the mail, I find her on facebook.com and we send a few messages and she seems to be a very nice southern girl. HA.
So school starts up and the day we are moving in I hear her mom say to her "now don't be a slob like you are at home." And my mom and I laughed about how she couldn't possbily be as messy as me. Granted I am not THAT messy, i just throw some clothes on the floor every now and then but nothing skeevy. Nothing compared to this girl.
So the school days begin and we get along pretty okay, hang out sometimes but she always gave off this weird vibe. This weird, "I am lying about everything I ever say" vibe.
Slowly but surely she started eating all the snacks my mom had been sending down and then throwing the wrappers away in my garbage, as if she was really tricking me into thinking I had eaten them. She would drink all my juice boxes, including the last one, leave the empty boxes on her desk, then claim to never have touched my food.
But it was her filthyness that shocked me the most. I have never met someone in my life who used more papertowels then this girl and for what I ask. I still don't know but she could go through a roll in two days. Not only did she use them all, but would them wad them up and just toss them on our bathroom floor. She would make noodles and then dump most of them in our bathroom sink, leaving them there. She likes to shave her legs and smack the razor against the wall to get the extra hairs out.
I can't even begin to tell you how grossed out that one makes me and everyone I tell.
She would use my makeup without asking and I will come home to find my makeup case wide open and full of blonde hairs when I am blantently a short haired brunnette.
My latest discovery however was how she used my toothbrush. I had been noticing recently that her toothbrush is NOWHERE to be found in our bathroom. I searched through everything. Can't find it. I would then start finding my toothbrush wet in its case hours after I used it. So I bought a new one, hid it, and peed on the old one and put it back. I have yet to see her brush with this pissbrush but I cant wait.
I don't ask much of peple and I am not a neat freak by any means, but this, this is just beyond absurd.
I attempted to move out and was given the key to a new room but at the time she was never staying here so I said hey forget it I will still where I am.
Bad move.
I am a freshman at Coastal Carolina Univeristy and could not wait to meet my roommate and start school and whatnot. So during the summer I get her name and whatnot in the mail, I find her on facebook.com and we send a few messages and she seems to be a very nice southern girl. HA.
So school starts up and the day we are moving in I hear her mom say to her "now don't be a slob like you are at home." And my mom and I laughed about how she couldn't possbily be as messy as me. Granted I am not THAT messy, i just throw some clothes on the floor every now and then but nothing skeevy. Nothing compared to this girl.
So the school days begin and we get along pretty okay, hang out sometimes but she always gave off this weird vibe. This weird, "I am lying about everything I ever say" vibe.
Slowly but surely she started eating all the snacks my mom had been sending down and then throwing the wrappers away in my garbage, as if she was really tricking me into thinking I had eaten them. She would drink all my juice boxes, including the last one, leave the empty boxes on her desk, then claim to never have touched my food.
But it was her filthyness that shocked me the most. I have never met someone in my life who used more papertowels then this girl and for what I ask. I still don't know but she could go through a roll in two days. Not only did she use them all, but would them wad them up and just toss them on our bathroom floor. She would make noodles and then dump most of them in our bathroom sink, leaving them there. She likes to shave her legs and smack the razor against the wall to get the extra hairs out.
I can't even begin to tell you how grossed out that one makes me and everyone I tell.
She would use my makeup without asking and I will come home to find my makeup case wide open and full of blonde hairs when I am blantently a short haired brunnette.
My latest discovery however was how she used my toothbrush. I had been noticing recently that her toothbrush is NOWHERE to be found in our bathroom. I searched through everything. Can't find it. I would then start finding my toothbrush wet in its case hours after I used it. So I bought a new one, hid it, and peed on the old one and put it back. I have yet to see her brush with this pissbrush but I cant wait.
I don't ask much of peple and I am not a neat freak by any means, but this, this is just beyond absurd.
I attempted to move out and was given the key to a new room but at the time she was never staying here so I said hey forget it I will still where I am.
Bad move.
- Coastal Carolina University
Editors Note:
What can we say? Bad roommates abound.
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