I had a short jean dress on, and popped a squat right there.

Going to college I was all excited, because I was one of the few girls back home that could out drink most guys! I felt like I was prepared in that I could drink an educated amount, and still be able to think straight. Yeah, I know, famous last words.

Well, I quickly met tons of people and every Wednesday night most of us go to a local club 18+ for .25$ pitcher night. Well, I was trying to be a big bad-ass showing everyone how much I could drink, when the next thing I knew the whole room was spinning. To tell you the truth I couldn't even calculate how many glasses or shots I had by the end of the night--not good!

When we were leaving the club, I decided that I had to go to the bathroom, using the middle of the sidewalk as my toilet! I had a short jean dress on, and popped a squat right there.

EVERYONE was watching me as I left a trail of piss all the way down the street. And, what's worse is that when someone stepped in it, I yelled, "HAHA you just stepped in my piss!"

My friends were cracking up as I made such a fool of myself. I ended up flashing everyone my nipple rigs (which I don't remember!) And worst of all, our friend with a jeep picked us up, and when he dropped us off at our housing complex, I tried to get out of the jeep by myself (this was not a good idea).

I fell flat on my face, and litterally ate the curb! I chipped part of my tooth off, and loosened the front one. At the time I didn't feel anything, but the next day I did. My knees were bleeding from hitting them so hard gainst the cement, and the most morifying part was that everyone who was smoking a cigarette outside saw me fall, and undoubtedly saw my thong!

The next day when I woke up, everyone had heard about me and my sloppy experience--even my residence hall leader. In fact, I was still drunk for two days afterwards.